Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

[Dr. Linksano/Wayne Schlumper]

A meeting was taking place of the army. Before Critic or Snob could start Linksano rushed in the last to arrive, as he addressed the group.

"We've got a problem. Dr. Insano's messed with hypertime again." said Linksano.

Before anyone could respond the group vanished in a flash of light.

In a hotel room, the group appeared. They glanced around noticing they'd been joined by Ask That Guy and the rest of the villains from his army.

"What is going on here?" asked Dark Nella, glaring at the opposiing army.

"It's Dr. Insano's fault. The fool messed with hypertime again." said Linksano.

"Oh come on. There's no more warrior comics to review. How are we supposed to fix this now?" asked Nostalgia Chick.

Jasmine, Nani and Tender Heart stood off to the side confused, but not wanting to interrupt them. Rita, Myotismon, and Pinocchio were doing the same watching from afar while still curious.

"It's obvious we need to review something. Like a crappy live action film done from an anime." said Mechakara.

"But Avatar and Dragonball Evolution have already been done." said Roses.

Dark Nella turns to Critic smiling evilly.

"Well Critic you're always have a theme right around January every year. Sequel month." said Dark Nella.

"But nothing could be that bad." said Nostalgia Chick.

Flashes of light suddenly drop a box next to the tv. Nostalgia Chick goes to look at the box and backs away paling at the sight.
Inside were some of the worst sequels ever made. And on top was Transformers 3 and X-men 3.

"This isn't going to end well." said Nostalgia Chick.

[IHeart]

Insano confusedly entered with a remote device "Sorry!" He was sincerely, he only wanted to see what hyper-time could do not simply take over everything. He then replied sadly "Well now I did it. We have to deal with crappy movies now? Great. This is the only experiment I regret"
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While Raphael and Facilier as well as Morpheus and Splinter were too confused and frustrated to argue with one another or start a physical battle. Patch went up on Critic's lap and replied nervously "Blimy. Things are different again aren't they? And we have to review something? No fair"
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Lilo hugged nani and then screamed as she was wearing a clown costume "WHAT HAPPENED?!" She then looked up and screamed at the top of her lungs at spoony who looked just like Gandalf
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"Lilo! Relax. Hyper-time messes with tons of stuff" Spoony calmly assured the seven year old girl then he looked to Insano and gave him the finger before going to Critic and replying "We are so screwed. I HATE hyper-time"
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"You're not the only one final nerd" Ask Thatguy sneered as he was right beside Dark Nella and Mechakara. He was just as confused but had a understanding of things and regretfully knew this had to be done so he was going to be nasty about it
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Critic looked around the channels and saw transformers 2-3 and Xmen 3 on the main channel and groaned. He was mostly nostalgia but since they were forced to restore order he had to make a exception. It was still painful but they had no choice
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IHeart came in with a paper bag on her head and sighed "Do I look different guys? Cause I feel different?"
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Snob with a indiana jones outfit replied "Yeah. I do too. Hyper-time must make people feel weird I guess"

[Ma-Ti]

Ma-ti walked in confused as he suddenly transformed into a cartoon and jumped.

"Ah! I'm turning into a cartoon again." said Ma-ti.

But then his outfit changed to a punk outfit. His hair was dark green, and he wore a light green vest and a pair of orange pants. He smirked evilly.

"Never thought I'd be evil." said Ma-ti, confused yet liking it.

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Malachite flashed as he was suddenly an angel and glaring at Critic.

"Because of you I lost my wings. I'm going to get you!" said the angel.

He tried to lunge at Critic but Mechakara held him back before transforming into Pollo.

Jasmine was now the Scourge of the Desert having lost all of her memories of the current war for the moment.

"What is going on here? I just conquered my new kingdom and now I'm here." said Jasmine, annoyed.

Roses frowned before she found herself dressed like one of the Monkees and carrying a guitar.

"This is really weird. Fun but weird." said Roses.

[IHeart]

"Yeah this is just weird" IHeart replied now looking like spiderman, she looked to Ma-Ti who turned from a cartoon to a punk evil person. IHeart for whatever reason found that a bit attractive but shook her head and replied "Transformers 2? Lord help us"
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Insano cackled "Well now. If it isn't my old friend IHeart. Tell me has the molossia envasion helped your relization on science!" Insano enjoyed the fact IHeart was here, she was easy to mock and easy to irritate for some reason the scientist found interest in picking on IHeart other than spoony and linkara
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IHeart at Insano's remark lunged at him but Spoony restranged her while looking like a disco man. Spoony replied "Relax girl! We need to review this so things can be normal again!"
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Patch then gasped as his black spots were now pink and his fur was red. Patch barked in fear then spoke "Quickly! Change the hyper-time!"

[Ma-Ti]

]Ma-ti laughed at the various sight before he transformed into a detective outfit.

"Well at least I'm good again." he thought.

The angel & Pollo soon returned to their original forms of Malachite and Mechakara.

"These out of body experiences and changing clothes are getting rather annoying." said Mechakara.

"He's right. We got to finish this before we all end up looking like Hannah Montana or something." said Roses.

Ma-ti glanced at the bin pulling out Transformers 3. He glanced at Critic and Bum.

"You've both tried to review this in a short review style. Chester may have won but this movie deserves a proper negative review. You don't normally review this stuff but crossovers are the exceptions anyway." said Ma-ti.

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Rachel came in as her green eyes looked and her sweet voice said :"What 's happening here ?" she said . Rach saw everyone and as she looked at her badaged wound she had tears that trickled from her green beautiful eyes .


The spoiled woman saw everyone and she didn't know what is a Hyper Time . Confused Rachel was confused , her brown hair with blonde stripes blew to her side. Rachel didn't know what to do ..

[blackberry]

Linkara gasped as he turned into Harvey Finevoice. Turning to Jasmine or the Scourge of the Deserts, he remarked to no one in particualar "Ya must have been a beautyful babe, toots." He gave a smoulder

(OCC, Jus wanted to do that)

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Rachel gasped and then she found herself in a wedding dress . Her green eyes grew wide a little and her eyes shined . The spoiled woman sighed , her brown hair with blonde stripes blew to her side. Then she saw that her finger had a ring she didn't know if it was a wedding ring or betoral ring ..

Then she said :"I have a wedding dress again . Am I going to marry someone ?" Rachel 's sweet voice had a tint of confusion . Rach didn't know what is a hyper time . But the spoiled woman was confused .

[Nostalgia Critic]

"Whoa. I have no idea babe" 90's kid looked to rachel smiling at the fact she was in a dress. Normally he hated dresses but somehow this woman made it look really interesting
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Spoony and Critic replied together "Let's review this bastard!" The other people simply watched. Morpheus and Splinter sat next to one another, Raphael facepalmed, Facilier sighed, Insano only breathed, Patch and Lilo sat next to one another and IHeart looked to Ma-Ti liking his outfit.

Spoony began the review to Transformers 2: Revenge of the fallen with a grimace "Hey everyone, me and critic are doing a review together of a film we already reviewed but since everyone is kinda in hell right now we decided to do it again"

"Tranformers 2. By god, the most racist, sexist, scumsucking film that won every teens heart.... Other than twilight of course. Anyway, Transformers two was considered a classic but also one of the worst films out there for a lot of other people. People demanded a sequal to the first movie which is much better by comparision" Critic began as well, with a sarcastic twist in his voice

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Rachel looked at 90 's Kid and a sweet smile came from her lips as her green eyes looked at 90 's Kid as her sweet voice began to be soft and gentle :"Yeah I've no idea too .." Rachel looked at 90's . Did he just called her babe . Rachel blushed as the young 90 's Man called her babe made Rachel blush . Then Rachel gave him a loving look she didn't know that she 'll be in love . Did wish came true ? Rach tought in her mind .

[Pushing Up Roses]

Nostalgia Chick sat down joining Critic and Spoony.

"This "masterpiece" starts off a history lesson. You get to learn about how they create Energon by draining energy from the sun. The Primes passed a law that only Suns in lifeless solar systems would be used to make this Energon. Well, one Prime decided he'd break that law and came to Earth and built one. The rest of the Primes died hiding the key from him. At first you think is this a prequel? And I really wish it was. Then we would haven't to deal with the rest of the movie." said Chick.

Chester smiles joining them.

"Then we meet Sam the annoying kid from the first film going off to college. Does that mean he's leaving the film? Hurray!" said Chester.

He pauses realizing they were three films.

"Oh right. Well as he's packing he finds a piece of the All Spark which downloads information into his brain like a computer. He gives it to his girlfriend to keep safe. Then we learn the Autobots have joined up with the military to get rid of any Deceptions still around. They also have covered up that major attack in the city. They must have used those mind erasers from Men In Black." said Chester.

[Nostalgia Critic]

As Sam started whining over small things Bumblebee did to save his life, Spoony groaned as he was in his pirate outfit and complained with a british accent "Blimy! This kid really needs a drink! All his does is bitch and moan over nothin!"

Critic rolled his eyes as a blond wig was on his head and he replied "As you can see this annoying college brat is our hero. Sam witwicky, more like sam dicklicky is going off to college and wants to be normal"

IHeart came in with a victorian dress and replied sarcastically "Cause THAT'S what we paid for right?! Not giant robots beating each other up like transformers were for countless people but simply for people to see constant padding over this minor fact some dude wants to go to college and being bitchy about having A ROBOT not be normal"

90's kid came in and replied "Dude. Is sam a girl? Cause he sures screams like one"

[paw]

"The only way Sam might be more bearable is if he doesn't... Okay that was quick" Paw muttered seeing Sam meet up with Leo. "This is Lee, our 'comic relief' for this story" Paw also noticed he was wearing a farmers outfit.

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"And by Comic relief we mean incredibly dense and stupid." Linkara added, examining his newly found breasts and longer hair. He also noticed a disturbing lack of something aroundh is genetalia.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Spoony facepalmed as the film progressed. He then angrily shouted "It apparently turns out that sam is more crazier than he appears. Or more than the film allows and is hallucinating about secret tranformers cult shrine letters in his head"
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IHeart groaned as the female impersinator robot appeared "Well heres another annoying character but at least she's a antagionist so we DON'T have to give a shit about her" The robot continued to intice sam with sam constantly acting confused or nervous
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Insano snapped "For christ sakes Sam she wants to bang you! What part of that do you not understand? Why are you simply keeping your tongue tied?! Tell her to piss off or be more of a scumbag and do her!" Insano then realized he was losing his goggles and screamed "What the hell happened to my precious goggles?!" Then he realized they were simply on the bed and he grabbed them, relieved "Oh thank god"

[Linkara]

"Hands up, who actually cares that the transformers do in fact, look kinda cool with all the CGI?" Paw looked around the room "Exactly. I mean, it's less about giant robot changy things and more about.... acne."

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Linkara grinned as he became a total hottie. "But when the robots do come ,there's.... all these new characters. Who are these? Where did they come from??"