Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

[Nostalgia Chick]

"I agree. In the transformers cartoon you at least knew who everyone was. Even the other cartoons after it made sure we knew who they were. Cgi and special effects don't make up for a great story. And there really isn't one here. They should really change this move to Antics at College and A Desert featuring some robots. Cause that what it feels like." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"It turns out a piece of the maguffin they searched for in the last movie has embedded itself inside Sam and the Decepticons want to kidnap him to dissect him to get the information. So they sent the robot chick to get him. Wait. Is this a bad thing?" asked Chester.

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"Not really. But they want you to think it's bad. Why isn't the girl, the main character? She's much more interesting than our "hero". Well, his roommate shows up and they run away. Cue the theme music." said Dark Nella.

She snaps her fingers as the Scooby Doo theme plays in the background as Sam and his roommate run from the robot.

[IHeart]

Spoony then spoke again "We now see our idiot heroes escape to their car. Megan hottie here drives it and as much as this movie sucks. We have one and ONLY one awesome line"

"Kiss this bitch"

Spoony laughed as the decepticon got crushed after that line. IHeart couldn't help but laugh as well, while being in a beard and sweaty workout clothes. Critic, while looking a lot like ask thatguy, which made the real ask thatguy glare in annoyance, he replied excitedly "OK. Sam shouldn't be the hero anymore at all. His girlfriend should, she's got better lines and more interesting attributes than he does"
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90's kid then cried "Dude! We like eventually go to see megatron catch up to the heroes and they plan to dissect him and get the technobabble they mentioned before" 90's kid then looked and saw both his sunglasses and hat were gone and replaced with chocolate pudding all over his face

[Linkara]

"Hang on, how did they find this piece of the allspark that brought Megatron back to life? I mean, I know it was incredibly powerful. But it shattered into tiny bits in the first movie." Linkara, now wearing a cowboy hat and boots, tapped his cane on the floor "In fact, the entire idea that this allspark can do all this is stupid."

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"Yeah, and you know what we really needed? Racist twins. Sad fact, one of the actors for this is part african. SO he's basically insulting his entire country just for the green eyed monster, and I don't mean Nella." Paw was naked now and wasn't bothered by it.

[Deleted]

Rachel sighed , green eyes scanning the place and she gasped and she had a apron and a silver dress and she was a waitress , Rachel thought , no she WAS wearing Monica 's clothes and said :"Now I'm dressed like my best friend Monica, what next , dress like Phoebe or worse Janice ,and I can't think that I 'll ,Joey , Ross and Chandler 's clothes ! ."Rachel said in a surprise but angrily . Rach couldn't believe that she dressed from a bride to her good friend Monica, the spoiled woman sighed.

[Dr. Linksano/Wayne Schlumper]

Ma-Ti turned seeing Paw and groaned grabbing a blanket and shoving it on him.

"Can this film get any worse?" said Ma-Ti.

"Oh believe me it can. And then it can make an even worse sequel." said Linksano.

Stone, Goggles and Marzgurl suddenly appeared in a flash of energy.

"Oh joy. The Transformers 2 film. Where's the escape button?" said Marzgurl.

"I'm afraid you're stuck here like the rest of us." said Nostalgia Chick.

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Stone sighed taking over.

"This did not need to be in here. They should have spent more time on the design of the characters and less on the idiotic human characters we don't care about. This is supposed to be a movie about Transformers not an annoying kid who wants to have a normal life. e's annoying, his parents are annoying, and the only thing redeemable about him is his girlfriend. And if she's too good enough for him. And we're supposed to relate to this guy? If Transformers showed up in my backyard I'd love to join them save the world. I wouldn't go off to college. That college would probably be destroyed eventually anyway so what would be the point." said Stone.

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"They finally kill The Bionic Woman ripoff but they get caught by the villains anyway. And you know what they're going to do disect him so they can take over the world." said Dark Nella.

The screen cuts to a scream and the words The End appear on it.

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Roses sighs.

"If only that was the end. But now we've still got more of this to suffer through. But thankfully Optimus shows up and starts taking out the Predacons. Finally what we wanted to see in this movie some transformers action and..."

She stops as Megatron kills Optimus and the entire room is silent in complete shock at what just happened.

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"Well they um just killed Optimus so now the Autobots, Sam, and the rest of the world are now doomed. This movie's going to be shorter than I thought." said Chester.

[IHeart]

Suddenly without warning, Sherlock Holmes, Lottie, Terl and Thrax were here. While thrax looked to everyone with a death glare, Lottie looked around and replied "Oh I declare! What's this?!"

IHeart replied to lottie "Hypertime bullcrap is forcing us to watch transformers two, a movie we all don't like. Linkara said the right thing about the allspark in the movie and we're all supposed to complain about it or we'll never get back"
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Terl screamed as he was in a pink bridesmaid dress, but growled when Critic snorted and giggled at him. "SILENCE CRITIC!" Terl replied going over to choke him only to be stopped by Ask Thatguy "We need him alive.... For now. We need him and Spoony to continue! Hurry up if you wouldn't mind?" The last sentence was said to Critic who nodded despite glaring at Ask Thatguy

Spoony nodded to his friends, while wearing a chicken outfit. He couldn't help but feel slightly better now that Goggles was around. He turned to Ma-Ti and replied "Don't ask that. It always get worse when you ask that"
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Sherlock saw Stone and looked on the screen "Ah so this is a movie about specific machinery coming alive but instead we see humans quite frankly complain over their lives? Most deceptive. This movie has indeed lied to the audience if it doesn't really show that many robots"

IHeart pointed to Sherlock while looking at the audience "If SHERLOCK HOLMES has a better concept of transformers than THE DIRECTOR does. You're pretty screwed" She then gasped at Optimus' death "Why movie? Why do you want to kill one of the LIKABLE characters?!"
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Critic shrugged to IHeart now he himself being half naked replying "Who knows. I guess they want us to be as hopeless and jaded as possible"

[Linkara]

"Well, let's give this movie some credit. Before this became a cliche, Optimus was killed off in the original movie. And you know what, it was done really well, for the entire third season we didn't see Optimus, excpet for when he was a zombie and then right at the end he was revived. Let me also say that this is a complete 180. Look at the trailers of the original movie, they at least hint that Optimus may die. This doesn't, it is stupid, pointless, and is a despicable wway to shock the audience"

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Harvey, having just appeared, patted Linkara on the back. "Dont worry kid."

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Ace appeared as well and sqeezed in between them "I remember the old cartoon. It was... well for lack of a better term, fun. I mean, look at this. Where is there anything fun or enjoyable-"

Simmons promptly appeared on screen, causing Paw to scream. Now wearing a pirate's outfit, he screamed again. "Yar! Non Funny comic relief ahead!2

"Why what's wrong with him?"

"Watch it yourself Ace, it burns!!"

[IHeart]

Spoony, Critic, IHeart and AskThatguy all groaned at Simmons. Terl just watched waiting for it to end. Lottie looked over to Harvey, slightly more calm that he was here now. Sherlock Holmes then was shocked out of his mind when Simmons was talking to a man with poor teeth and saying he needed to work in order to get a dentist appointment. "Is this a intention to jab at a culture or race? How vile!"

"It gets worse Sherlock. Way worse. So anyway Sam and his band of morons go to a meat store where they convince simmons to help them out. The later stuff makes no sense" Critic explained to the audience while being in a stripper outfit. Which of course caused Spoony to scream as he was in a clown outfit

[Linkara]

"You know, I do actually like this one call back to the original film. They go down and see this basement full of alien artifacts. And there's a scene where he shows them Frenzy, the little Decpicon in the first film. He's a head and it's mentioned that it's radioactive. That's actually pretty clever." Linkara, now a talking head, turned back to mean.

Harvey continued, while smiling at Lottie "And... why is annoying comic relief kid still with them? You know, at least the first movie fired the jock boyfriend and the lame best freind roughly a third of the way into the film. We're coming up to about two thirds into the movie, and the three comic relief characters are still here."

Paw, now smoking a cigar and burning his tounge, also waded in "SO they go to the museum of muesemy stuff and find this old bot known as Jetfire."

Ace grinned "Oh I loved him in the cartoon. He was like the biggest one there, and he was actaully quite-"

After watching the Jetfire scenes, she closed her eyes "You know I should really shut up." Harvey, now in punk attire, continued

"And then he transports them to.. Egypt?"

"You know, I swear Micheal Bay just wanted to go on holiday, so he basically sh*t out of his anus a script, added in references to Eygpt and packed his bags!!" Linkara snarled.

[IHeart]

Lottie walked over to Harvey and watched as he turned into a punk. She had her eyes widen, how did he do that? Or how come everybody was randomly changing. She watched the movie feeling awkward doing so do to the movie being so... annoying.
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IHeart facepalmed "So we can't know more about the robots just about Leo Shitz or whatever his name is. Fine, ok so old version of jetfire is annoyed with everybody not knowing what he's talking about.... Which is ironic because we don't know either until he actually tells us. So yeah they're in egypt"
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"Yeah. We really needed to go to egypt huh? We couldn't of gone someplace else relevant like a space place or something down that line. What linkara said is right, this comes out of nowhere and is only explained through exposition" Spoony complained, while in the gandalf outfit again
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"Excuse me I want you to listen, Old timer? Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense. Plot. Tell it!"

"That quote Simmons just said is EXACTLY what the movie needs. It's ironic that this dude, who showed his junk to the world, is the one who speaked for the audience. God, this world sometimes just doesn't give a fuck" Critic replied while being in a hawaiian outfit

[harv]

Harvey looked at Lottie "It;s a kinda thing that makes everything random and crazy. Like this." He pointed to his hair, now in a Mohawk.

Linkara continued "So... there's this thing. And thing's happen to this thing as it does thingy things. That makes more sense! Okay, I'll try to explain, when the Fallen, this old geezer managed to kill off the thirteen Primes. All except for Optimus, who sent him to earth and caused him to get stuck until Megatron found him. You know... I cna't see this."

Paw agreed "One: I can see The Fallen taking down one, two, hell even three Primes. But THIRTEEN!!? I mean, I dont care how strong this bot is, rule of avarages, double teaming or.. what's the word for fifteen? Anyway, will result in getting your arse kicked. Two: do they ever explain why Optimus didn't kill him? And three: I find it incredibly unconvincing that a giant robot could stay hidden for so long!!"

[IHeart]

Lottie was shocked and looked at his hair. "Can it change you back or somethin'? I do say this is all too weird" Lottie then watched the movie. Sherlock watched as well, with terl and the rest watching the movie
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Spoony while in a obiwan kenobi outfit looked to Linkara and replied "That's pretty much it. It never is explained. If he has the ability to kill all thirteen, which is stupid in it's own right, why not kill optimus? See making a villain indestructable and still having the hero live just confuses us and it being never explained is even more annoying"

Critic, now in a japanese ninja outfit, angrily stood up and replied "That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going to kick this TV to the ground!" With that he charged only to be stopped by IHeart and Insano.

"Why did YOU stop me?" Critic asked Insano

"Because as much as I hate this movie. Reviewing it is the only way to get home" Insano snapped

[harv]

Ace stared at the film. She wasn't noticing that Paw had canged into his Profion costume, nor that she was wearing a clown outfit "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!" She fainted in pain as Harvey, now new again, checked her out. Linkara continued.

"You know what this movie needs? Purpose! Because as you know Mr Bay, it is purpose that created us."

Paw popped up "Purpose that connects us."

Ace also crawled back up "Purpose that pulls us."

Blackberry strangely found herself reciting "That guides us!"

Gadget added "That defines!"

Harvey appeared "It is Purpose. That binds us."

Linkara glared at the screen "We are you beacuse of you Mr Bay, we are here to take from you."

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"So.. anyway they go to the pyramids that the Fallen built?" Harvey turned red "THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE THAT STARGATE!!!"

Paw grabbed Harvey "DOES THAT ANGER YOU???!??!!!! GOOD!!! GOOD, I COULD USE EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR RAGE!!! HATATATATATATTATATA!!!"

Linkara tried to carry on "And then we see the Oompa Loompa.. okay, I give up. If you need me, I'll be swallowing marbles in the corner." He started up but Ace looked so close to crying that he sat back down to comfort her.

"DOES THAT UPSET YOU!!!?!?!?!? I NEED EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR PAIN!!! HATATRATATTATATATATATATA!!!!!"

"Paw, shut up."

Harvey closed his eyes "So after meeting the Oompa Loompa they reach the praymids and find it was all pointless. THE END!!" As the title card came up, Gadget pulled it down "It's still not over yet."

"BUT HOW MUCH MORE CAN THEY STRETCH THIS OUT!!!?"

[That Chick With The Goggles]

"And then the army brings Optimus's body to the desert. Of course they have the generic grumpy "Mr. No" guy who doesn't want to actually save the guy but he's not evil. Just a jerk. Luckily they trick him into jumping out of the plane into a foreign country. Bye Mr. Jerk!" said Chester saving at him.

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"And after that they land in the desert and join with the Autobots. But of course the Deceptions followed them trying to reach the Fallen's base as well. Well Sam goes off with his girlfriend and bunch of the army guys to find a maguffin that can save Optimus. Ok. We get it Bay. You like Optimus. You don't need to shove it in our faces. Why couldn't someone talented made these films?" said Chick.

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"Well they finally find the maguffin they're looking for and it crumbles away into dust. They really want to drag this out don't they? Well, Sam decides to put it in a bag and take it with him. He thinks it's useful. Somehow he must have become a psychic or something off screen." said Chester.

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Goggles sighs and takes over.

"While they race back into the fight they learn the Decepticons kidnapped Sam's annoying parents. I can't believe they're still in the movie. I wonder if Bay made them annoying on purpose to make Sam look better. Well guess what they're all annoying so I don't care about any of them." said Goggles.

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"Then another chase scene starts with Sam and his girlfriend rescuing his parents and trying to escape. And then Sam dies." said Dark Nella.

She waves her hand as Recorded clips of applause and cheering suddenly fill the screen.

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"Oh come on. You know what's going to happen next? He's just going to wake up." said Ma-Ti.

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"You're close. He talks with the ghosts of other Optimus primes. Who tell him he's proven himself by getting himself killed. Gee these guys make the ghosts in Mulan look competent." said Marzgurl.

[harv]

As Linkara screamed in unimaginable pain and suffering and self loathing. "LOOK AT THE BIG ROBOT WITH THE WRECKING BALLS!!!! KILL ME!!!2

Everyone else just stared uncomprehensiveness at the screen, looking as though they had been lobotomised.