Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

[Spoony]

"Someone really keep paw out of the crazy. Speaking after all the nonsense my associates correctly reacted to. We see Sam not dead but in a specific robot heaven. I'm so not even joking. Look for yourself!" Spoony responded, he then allowed the camera to show sam in the setting where the robots were talking to him
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"So he earns the matrix of leadership. Which makes no sense nor is it explained. Hell this whole movie has the gift of showing shit, not explaining it and to distract us from it just gives us things to annoy us in order to forget said plotholes!" Critic said eventually taking off his hat and beating himself senseless with it
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Patch whined as he was still here and wanting the movie to be over. Elsewhere, Lilo was asleep. Completely sleeping due to boredom. Terl was pounding himself senseless, Ask Thatguy was looking for something to kill himself with and Lottie was sitting next to Harvey.

Sherlock then did something noone would expect. Curse and shout in rage "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS NONSENSICAL FUCKERY!? There is racism, sex humor that children around the age of 13 are forced to see, pointless scenes, pointless or unlikeable characters and above all it's supposedly nothing to do with what the title says it is making it a lie in it's own right. For christ sakes! MAKE THIS MOVIE END!"
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IHeart's jaw dropped so quickly. Snob snapped out of his hypertime magazine moment to hear all what was going on and had the same reaction to sherlock's rage. Spoony, Terl, Ask Thatguy, Insano and a few others were shocked as well. IHeart spoke to him first "No more bad movies for him please"

[Ma-Ti]

Stone stepped back a bit shocked like everyone else at his behavior.

"I'd take bad movies over this. Heck even most of the stuff we review is better than this. I'd rather have a Land Before Time Sequel marathon compared to this. At least those films had effort." said Stone.

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"I sat through them all. And even I'd prefer to watch them again to this." said Marzgurl.

She sighed before continuing.

"Well Sam's girlfriend tells him she loves him and he of course wakes up saying he loves her too. And you know this is going to be a very long and happy relationship. Oh wait." said Marzgurl.

A clip of the Transformer 3 showing Sam and his new blonde girlfriend appears.

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"You know what? That makes this scene like the rest of the film entirely pointless. He didn't say I love you because he was afraid of losing me. Well he was exactly right. You feel happy now?" said Goggles.

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"Enough of this. Let's just get this over with. So the idiot takes off to save their robot Jesus because that's what Bay pretty much treats him as. And he saves him in time." said Ma-Ti.

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"Well Megatron activates the Sun Harvester planning to take over the world. Then the old Decepticon has to commit suicide to make Optimus stronger. Great another pointless death. But Optimus is all you can not pass and destroys the harvester thingie and injuring Megatron." said Chester.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"A point to the third part to this piece of shit. Alright guys, we made it through and we're almost done. So the fallen, possibly the most pointless part of all, gets his heart ripped out. Litterally" Critic then saw the fallen get totaled and have his heart squeezed into nothing

I rise. You fall

Critic, Spoony, IHeart, Sherlock, Lottie, Ask Thatguy, Terl, Insano, Snob, Facilier, Lilo, and finally patch groaned in complete annoyance and unamusement.

"Oh god. That hurt to hear" Snob complained

"And critic says I have bad lines" Terl complained as well

"As least with terl it's horrible but enough to be funny. That? That line was just painfully obvious" Spoony said in complete horror

[harv]

Linkara groaned "So, they talk and Sam kisses his girlfriend and swears never to leave her, and then transforms 3 came out and then thye dumped her and got a british chick. THE. F*CKING. END"

"So.. so... that was.. that was..." Paw looked so close to losing it that Linkara and Harvey stepped back with Ace "THAT WAS THE MOST UNPLEASANT COCK SH*T I HAVE EVER HAD TO SIT THROUGH!!!! MICHEAL BAY, GET YOURSELF OVER HERE AND EAT MY ASS!!!!"

Linkara was even more enraged "THAT WAS THE VILEST, UGLIEST, DIRTIEST, VOMIT INDUCING, SH*TIEST, MOST OVER BLOWN BIG FAT NAZI RAPING HAMSTER SODOMIZING PILE OF INEDIBLE DISGUSTING LARGEST P*SS CREATING PILE OF TW*T FANFICTION GONE BAD THING I EVER WITNESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS WE SAY IN MY SHOW, THIS-"

"MOVIE!-" added Harvey.

Both men took a deep breath, did several voice tests and then yellled:

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ace promptly stared at the three of them and looked over to the other critics. "Can we go home now?"

[IHeart]

"I think we need the rest of the output and not just from you three" Ask Thatguy sadly responded to Harvey and Linkara. Ask Thatguy was seen in a mexican outfit then replied again "Well I say this is a annoying movie. Everything is just annoying"
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Terl replied with his nose in the air "The writing is atrocious. No effort put in whatsoever. The characters have been more dramatic than me and when that happens you know you a a pathetic mananimal"
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Lottie and Sherlock nodded then Sherlock responded "Admittedly the action is shown but it's very choppy and you cannot tell who's who. The villains are looking exactly the same, the heroes are slightly better but it still is hard to tell who's who"
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IHeart groaned then responded as rudely as possible "Also, the humor is what makes the film so damn unredeemable. Bay apparently believes racist sterotypes and sex related things are what make humor and that is completely untrue. The racism in this is completely offensive to the point of embarrasment and the sex stuff is just too much, especially considering it's a PG 13 movie. The fact it's PG freakin 13 you would think they'd cut it out so they'd be aware children are still watching"
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"The editing is a joke. Nothing looks professional or worked out in the slightest. It doesn't look like a movie it looks like a video game project some stupid high school student made. The lines are either too much or too little of what the movie is" Critic angerily responded
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"Worst of all: This is absolutely NOTHING to do with transformers. It's just the francise they wanted to use so Mr. Bitch wanted a budget or just wanted to see stuff blow up. It feels nothing like transformers and instead feels like watching a guy watching transformers. It makes the movie a lying whore and everything else that has been said about it is completely true" Spoony finished with his head held up with anger, annoyance and complete pain

[Nostalgia Chick]

"This was just an awful movie. It's been said enough already. One I never wish to see again. If you want see the Transformers watch the classic series. Or the other spinoffs or reboots like Beast Wars, Beast Machines, Transformers Animated, the list goes on. This film failed for the fans, it failed as a Transformers movie. It just failed as a movie in general." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"I never thought I'd agree with you. I can't believe people willingly went to three of these pictures." said Dark Nella.

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"This is awful. I wouldn't force this crap on anyone. No one should have to watch these." said Ma-Ti.

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"Why does Shia Lebouf have to ruin our childhood? First the Transformers films, then Indiana Jones 4. Well that movie was bad already but Shia didn't help it at all." said Chester.

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"This movie is just awful. Just awful. I never want to see this again." said Goggles.

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Roses nodded.

"This is just awful. I never wanted to say that about a Transformers film. I wanted to like it. I grew up watching the show. But this... this wasn't Transformers I grew up with." said Roses.

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"Yeah. It was just explosions, bad cgi, robots you couldn't tell apart, and the adventures of a couple teenagers with the army tagging along. I still think the girl should have been the lead and Shia didn't need to be in at all. Heck he's not even working with them at the start of this film. They could have just wrote them both out and had them work with the army." said Marzgurl.

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"Indeed. This makes robots look awful. I hate this abomination." said Mechakara.

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"It needed more spiders and less stupidity." said Dr. Smith.

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"It needed better actors and a plot. The rangers's Megazords were more convincing and those were made 20 years ago. I've got such a headache after watching this fil." said Rita.

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"You're not the only one. This film is just awful." said Stone.

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"Rit'as right. If Sentai and Power Rangers can make giant robots on a small budget compared to a million dollar film you know you're doing something wrong." said Linksano.

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Jasmine had been silent watching from afar.

"I hated this and I wasn't even reviewing it." said Jasmine.

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"Same here. Gantu and Hamsterveil's space ships were more intimidating that that. It's like they didn't care." said Nani.

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"Yes. And everyone should care about something. Even I didn't like this." said Tender Heart.

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"And when a Care Bear hates something you know it's awful. This film had too much annoying technology and no plot. No magic." said Malachite, smirking.

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"It was awful. I don't know why it was made at all." said Pinocchio.

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Dark Nella smiled evilly at the group.

"Did you hear a fourth movie's coming out soon? It's not fair. It should be us torturing the world not hacks like him making awful movies." said Dark Nella.

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Chick looked up gasped as she remembered the fourth movie.

"Oh not. Not another one. Bay has to be stopped before he moves onto another franchise. The turtles movie was postponed but it could still happen. We could end up with Teenage Mutant Alien Turtles." said Chick.

[Nostalgia Critic]

IHeart turned to Dark Nella shocked before turning to Chick. The minute she heard the chance of michael bay ruining her own childhood francise, since she grew up with both the original as well as her most favorite version of the turtles the 2003 series, she paled quickly than a ghost. She then fell to the floor completely passed out. Lottie quickly went over and picked the girl up "Umm Nostalgia Chick dear. I think ya scared her to nothin'"
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"See people!" Spoony pointed to IHeart "Stop bay before he ruins childhoods, stop him from making shit like this! Stop this in general. It's so bad that even mechakara, a robot himself, and a carebear HATED this shit! Come on! Let's stop them and stop these things once and for all!"
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Critic looked to IHeart then paled himself "I seriously need to rethink my life. This movie is a utter fart to the francise and I hated every second of it. Thank god's it's over"
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"Speaking of which.... Since we finished reviewing the movie. Shouldn't we be back to our sides now? I mean shouldn't we be home?" Terl dared to ask
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Insano checked his invention while everyone was talking

[Linkara]

"OH LORD FRITH PLEASE ANSWER OUR PRAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Blackberry, who also hadn't enjoyed any of it. Ace and Gadget simply watched in stony silence as Insano meddled with his device. Harvey, Linkara and Paw promptly grabbed the disk and headed over to the toilet.

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"Oh.. oh that felt good." Linkara threw the disc done the toilet and flushed it.

[IHeart]

"Nice work linkara!" Spoony replied standing up and giving Linkara a hi-five. Ask Thatguy, Insano, Terl, Sherlock, Facilier, Splinter, Raphael, Patch, Lilo and Lottie smiled at that. Glad the movie was done. IHeart woke up and dazedly asked "Dad? Do I really need to do a report on the revolutionary war?"

[Elisa/Maven Of The Eventide]

Chester turned seeing Iheart.

"Hurray! She's awake. Don't worry Iheart. If Bay makes Teenage Mutant Alien Turtles series well they'll be just as awful as this." said Chester.

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Stone glared at Chester shaking his head.

"That's not helping." said Stone.

He walked over to Iheart.

"You alright?" asked Stone.

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"Well there's only thing I like about this movie. That it's over." said Elisa.

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"Terl's right. Shouldn't we be heading back by now?" asked Dark Nella.

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Just then another movie started as on the screen was Transformers 3.

"No. I will not sit through another one of Bay's horrible abominations." said Mechakara.

He fired a blast of energy at the tv destroying it. The whole room then began to shake as giant footsteps were heard outside.

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Goggles sighed in relief as Mechakara toasted the tv. She ran to the window when the room began to shake. She stood in disbelief at the scene. It was Megatron from the Transformers 2 film.

"When will this nightmare end?" said Goggles.

She sighed suiting up in her Star Sapphire outfit.

"That does it. I've had enough of these films." said Goggles.

She sent a beam of energy rom her ring towards Megatron.

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"Yes. Time to focus our rage on this awful film onto him." said Dark Nella.

She blasted a blast of green electricity through the window aiming for the robot.

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"Grizzly Wings!" said Myotismon, sending his bats at the monster.

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Nani, Jasmine, Linksano, Nostalgia Chick, Ma-Ti, Chester, Roses, Marzgurl & Stone fired their Blade Blasters at Megatron.

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Mechakara fired a blast of energy at Megatron also wishing to end this.

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Dr. Smith fired his laser at Megatron.

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Tender Heart fired a Care Bear Stare at Megatron.

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Megatron began being pushed backwards by the force of the blast.

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"It's working." said Dark Nella.

[ace]

Blackberry grabbed a gun from Harvey and fired it at Megatron's eyes.

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Gadget used her ray machine to send bright beams at the robot, making him stagger back.

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Ace threw Nitro Nine at Megatron, and more, and more and more.

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Linkara's magic gun blasted alongside Harvey's ampified tommy gun. Paw took the BFG and send a constant blast of energy at Megatron. Linkara grabbed the dagger and sent it at the Decepticon leader. Harvey grimaced.

"It's not working! Pyramid Head I choose YOU!" As Pyramid Head attacked the robot with it's axe, the others just kept on fighting and hoping it would fail.

[Deleted]

Rachel was really confused , she didn't know what to nor what to say now. Else she wanted to ask but Rach was afarid that they will sneer at her. The spoiled woman mentaily wanted to cry but she cried in her heart , her green eyes scanned around while she was still stuck in her best friend Monica 's clothes.

[ace]

(OCC, because I felt like it)

Linkara suddenly ran behind a building. While Ace and Harvey blasted at the robot's face, and Paw started just randomly wacking the robot in the foot, Linkara came racing around ina car. Somehow, he managaed to drive it up right into Megatron's crotch, sending him down.

"Come on, let's kill him!!"