An Unexpected Meeting

[Taffyta Muttonfudge]

"I guess I'm not the only one who came by to join the Ask Thatguy army huh?" Taffyta's sweet but admittedly slimy voice entered as the little girl, who was creeped out mostly by the seemtress and the snake. She never liked snakes and never liked things that looked like worms. So she turned to Dark Nella who seemed to just come back along with a few other people and smirk to them.

As she grabbed out a extra cherry lolipop that she stole from some unfortunate todlier, she licked it and observed the group. She smiled having a good feeling she was in the right place. She turned to the robot girl, DarkHeart, and asked her "Uh hey. You see a tall guy with big hands or a freaky girl?"

"No why? Are they your enemies?" DarkHeart asked, sure her question was stupid

"Yeah. They are. The girl is Vanelope and she's just some stupid glitch that ruined my life. I heard her stupid friend with the big hands was here and I am NOT going to some friend of the girl who ruined my life" Taffyta replied

"Well. You came to the right place then. We do not have the girl but once we see her we can assure you she will not be welcome. What is your name?" DarkHeart asked kindly, for she was used to welcoming people now

With a lick of her cherry lolipop, Taffyta smirked and replied "Name's Taffyta Muttonfudge. I used to be a racer, that is until Vanelope exciled me" That was a lie. She ran away because she was a criminal in her world but hey, they didn't need to know that right?

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The brulap snake-spider shifted away seeing that she wasn't the only one that wanted in. Her one red eye flashed as she felt a pang of irritation. Haven't these useless organics heard of "ladies first"? Seamstress pulled her head down and slithered through the door. The ever-charming machine let out a grabbled cry, vaugely resembling a crying baby as she slipped by the little girl. She weaved around on the ground, looking for a place worthy of her to curl up on. It didn't occur in the female machine's mind that she shouldn't be slithering around like she owned the place. As far as she knew, if her master tells her to stay somewhere, it's as much her property as his. The ugly thing stopped in front of a couch and began to poke at it with her sharp limbs.

"Well now, the pristine condition of your homes I'll need to get used to," Seamstress hissed.

Honestly, she didn't know what the Machine was thinking; why live alongside the humans? Was he supposed to hate them? Whatever. As long as she got to watch things suffer, it was all good.

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Dan's attention turned to the next batch of new arrivals. Apparently, one was a queen, and Dan had silently thought to himself that she was fairly attractive. Someone who clearly had a medical condition, considering his blue skin and claim he was a god. There was a sugary girl that walked on in. How old was she? Seven? Judging by her attitude, Dan thought they might have similarities. Like a thirst for vengeance. There was also... what was that thing anyway? Dan had no clue, but it managed to freak him out quite a bit.

When the thing spoke, Dan had to agree with the living conditions. "I have to agree with... that thing. Some of us aren't so used to this paradise of cleanliness." Dan commented. Seeing as how he showered by using baby wipes and had a disgusting home, it wasn't shocking he'd need to get used to a clean place. The bitter short man realized he'd have to introduce himself, considering how many people showed up.

"For those of you who strolled on in, I'm Dan."