Hide And Go Squish!

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((Feburary 10th. Afternoon. Open to kids/younger members who would be frolicing the woods and Cy so he can troll them. I'll probably open it up to other villains and heroes (to save their asses) after a while.
The thread name is an actual quote...did I mention I love this crackhead?))


The sun was falling in the sky and a certian doofy helicopter robot had not been seen back at the home base all day. Cyclonus was supposed to be patrolling the skies, on the look out for any enemies. But no helicopter could be heard or seen in the air above. That was because the Decepticon was in the middle of the woods fairly far away from the House of Doom, taking a nice nap. Going all the way around the territory was hard work! ...even if he only went half way and then landed to sleep. Being fairly nooby, Cyclonus didn't realize he was practially on the boarderlands and could pretty easily be sniped by a Hero if he was unlucky enough.

The light behind the Decepticon's green eyes eased on as he snorted and became awake. Cyclonus leaned up, giving the trees a look - wondering what had woken him up. Upon seeing no one around to explain why he needed beauty sleep too, he started to listen. There was someone out there - he could hear squeaky little voices a ways away. He noted them as probably children and didn't think he rocognized them. Even if he knew who they were, that would stop the dofus from having some fun on his own.

Cyclonus let a demented smile curl up his face as he remained still. They hadn't seem him yet and when they came too close...

"Mhmhmhmhmhm," The distrubed Decepticon couldn't help but giggle to himself.

[Littlefoot]

Littlefoot was running around playing with his new friends. The woods should be safe enough. But they'd accidentally gone to the wrong patch of woods the one near Ask That Guy's house. They were unaware of the danger they were in at the moment.

"So what do you guys want to play? Tag? Follow the leader?" asked Littlefoot.

He was eager to play but didn't want to leave anyone out either.

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A few feet away Pinocchio stood with Ronno, Patch, and Butters glaring at the group.

"Hey. What are you guys doing here. This is our woods to play and train. Go find your own." said Pinocchio.

[Bambi]

(OCC: Sorry guys but no Darla in this thread)

"What are you doing here is more like it woody" Kiara snapped. She was with Lilo, Littlefoot and Bambi playing while Darla was inside hanging out with her brother Rolly and sister Cadpig, not only that she was going to respond to Littlefoot before Pinnochio rudely snapped at them. Kiara growled and replied "This is OUR turf... I think"
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"Ronno! You!" Bambi replied angerily as he saw his enemy here and without restraint, bambi attacked Ronno and the two deer butted heads instantly. Lilo, apparently the second in command next to Littlefoot went over to the deer to break it up
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"Come on guys seriously. I think we need to get back to our sides before our families look for us!" Lilo snapped trying to break the two young bucks up. Lilo then got shoved by Ronno in his anger and she replied to littlefoot "I think we're in big trouble"
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"Yeah you are. Once I deal with this girl here I'll deal with the rest of you then we'll bring you back to Pinnochio's dad and you'll be in--- OW!" Ronno was silent throughout the procedure thanks to bambi attacking him but lilo caught his evil side working. That was until Bambi charged at his side. Ronno growled "You'll pay for that spotty!"
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Patch meanwhile was hiding behind butters. Great. Hero children. He would get in so much trouble if they spotted him. Good thing cadpig, rolly or even darla was here or he'd be just as guilty. Patch just was quiet

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(ooc: Let's just assume that Kyle has been with the Heroes for some time, since I eventually plan on him arriving in Bring in the Clowns!")

The Jewish boy had followed the other children into the nearby woods, since Kyle figured that if he was going to be stuck in this god forsaken world, he might as well make the best of it, including making some new friends. The fact that some of the army's younger members were in fact talking animals, didn't faze the boy much. There was always weird things going on in his realm anyway.

While the others were focused on which game they should play, Kyle allowed his mind to wander about the thoughts of home, his friends Stan and Kenny, his parents who were probably worried sick for him, and Ike his younger brother. Perhaps the only good thing that came from this was that he no longer had to deal with the fatass Cartman anymore, something that Kyle was extremely greatful for.

His train of thought was then snapped when he heard some of the other children arguing with some unfamiliar faces, and then saw the two young bucks fighting each other. Why did that seem familiar to him? "Hey, knock it off guys!" Kyle exclaimed loudly through gritted teeth as he approached Bambi and Ronno. "Come on, theres got to be a way he can both play here." He finished, now calmer then before as he was unaware of the real scenario at hand.

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Butters could only let his jaw drop when he saw the other kids arrive. And here he thought there weren't any other kids on the bad guy army. That must have ment either they were just native to the world or they were his enemies. Judging by the fact that a good chunk of them where talking animals - and a dinosaur no less - he had to guess they were on the Critic's side. But right now, Butters didn't feel like playing games. No more Professor Choas for a little bit for him. Almost as soon as the thought he might be half-way hospitable, Pinnochio and Ronno spoke for him. Any future attempts at a secret friendship with the other kids seemed thwarted.

As the blond boy began to drop his head, he felt the puppy dog hide behind him. With an expression of confusion, Butters tilted his head down at his canine compadre.

"Whatsa matter with you?" He asked.

But Butters' attention was soon taken up by a fimilar voice. Upon looking back, the boy noticed that one of his friends, Kyle, of all people was here too. But it looked like they weren't on the same side. Still swallowed by the joy to see someone fimilar, Butters didn't particuarly care that Kyle was on the other team right now.

"Oh! H-hey! Hi Kyle!" Butters chirped.

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Meanwhile, the gaint robot remained low to the ground. If he stood up completely, he'd be vissable over the tree tops and that would ruin his special suprize he had planned. Cyclonus had turned in the direction of the kids and zoomed in on the little shapes. That insane smile never faltered.

"Awww... Looks like these kids don't play nice," He cackled to himself softly, "If they were bigger, they'd make perfect Decepticons. Maybe I should give them a lesson in how it's done. Heheheheee..."

Cyclonus braced himself to jump over the trees and right into them.

((I can keep Cyclonus looming for a little bit if anyone wants to go with just he kids for a while))

[Bambi]

Patch didn't answer butters for if he did, he would be seen by the other hero children and he didn't want that. He then noticed a boy trying to break the two up that butters knew. Patch was confused by that but kept quiet
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Bambi and Ronno were successfully broken up but both sneered at each other hatefully. Ronno spoke first of course "You heroes aren't on our side and why play with people we're supposed to fight. This is Ask Thatguy's turf and if you brats don't leave I'll make ya!"
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Bambi sneered and replied "What makes you think we wanna play with scumbags like you Ronno?" Bambi turned to Kyle and snapped "This buck bully here is a villain! These kids aren't on our side? Why share?!"
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"Yeah! What bambi said! Why share with scumbags like these guys?!" Kiara growled, claws ready to fight if needed. Like bambi, she was a bit hateful of the other children and wanted to play without them
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"Guys. I really don't think playing is a concern right now. I think we're all lost" Lilo replied intrupting everyone. Lilo wasn't concerned about the playing grounds or rules anymore. She was more worried that they accidently were deep in the woods without any adult to take them back.

(OCC: Just a little bit longer Cylonus. Then go for the kill, not litterally of course XD)

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After getting the fawns to break up their little duel, the Jewish child listened to both sides of their stories, hopefully able to reach a logical solution to their problem. "A bully?" Kyle repeated those words in his head, getting a sudden sensation of Deja vu. Reminded him of his ongoing conflict with the fatass, Cartman. Judging from the dialogue that was exchanged between the two deer, the older fawn, Ronno seemed to be the aggressor in the current situation, and if there was one thing Kyle hated it was a bully.

Before he could give a proper reply however, he heard Lilo speak up, causing Kyle to turn to her with a glance of concern. Noticing that they were deep in the faraway woods of the camp, as an eerie aura filled the Chicago air, also quite familiar to the lad. "Wow, you're probably right." He agreed, looking around his surroundings before another much more familiar voice got his attention.

The voice, it was that of a Souther stutter, one that had said his name as well. "No, it can't..." The daywalker thought as he slowly turned to face the villain children, yes he was correct one of them was familiar to him, a good friend of his one might've said. "Butters?" Kyle asked, voice mixed with confusion out of the situation, and joy as in he was glad to see someone else familiar to him here. "What are you doing here?" He asked the blonde, approaching the other children, stepping closer.

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Butters let his little smile grow a bigger. He brought his hands together, but not out of a nervous habbit, but because he was trying to contian his joy. It couldn't suck that bad here if he at least had a friend. In his eagerness, the boy took a step or two closer to the Hero children, removing himself as the pup's hiding place. Suddenly, Butters paused, realizing that if Kyle was on the other side, if it would affect their friendship or not. What little logical side Butters had, was telling him that it was true. Soon enough, his optimisim overrided his thinking.

"Wul, Ah can't say I r-really know, Kyle," Butters admitted, scuffing a foot in the dirt, "I just kinda showed up here, and these fellas offered me a place to stay. I d-didn't really wanna wonder alone in the woods, so now I'm staying with these guys."

The blond kid looked at the other three boys behind him.

"There are m-my friends, by the way! Pinocchio, Ronno an' Patch."

[Littlefoot]

Littlefoot watched as Pinocchio insisted it was his land and so did Ronno and Butters. Maybe they'd wandered into the wrong woods after all. But they didn't have to be jerks about it. They reminded him of Hyp, Nod, and Mutt. Maybe they just needed friends. Although the three were friends and was that a dalmatian behind them? Weren't their a few puppies back at the Critic's house? Maybe they were friends or something. Lilo broke up Ronno and Bambi fighting and then Kyle tried to stop it as well. Maybe he should too. It seemed like the right think to do.

"Hey there's no reason to fight. Why can't we just play and have fun together?" said Littlefoot.

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Pinocchio blinked his eyes staring at him shock. A month ago he would have easily accepted the offer. But now he knew better. He was glad Ronno, Butters, and Patch were here so he could have friends. But he was not going to be bullied anymore. he'd been bullied by Honest John, Gideon, Stromboli, the Coachman, Lampwick, and Monstro. He been swallowed by a whale and lived. No way would he be bossed around by a bunch of kids. Ronno seemed to know Bambi and Butters knew Kyle. But they were on opposite sites. They couldn't just forget and play. They were the enemy. But he wouldn't want to hurt one of Butter's friends even if they were on opposite sides.

"Hello Kyle. Yeah I'm Butters's friend. But you should take your friends and go. We're in a war on opposite sides. Or you should join us. We could always use more friends." said Pinocchio.

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"Your...friends?" Kyle almost swallowed the words, more shocked than thing. How could Butters be friends with the enemy? The fact that the naive blonde was just looking for a place to stay justified the appropriate action for his character, seeing how many times he had been manipulated and used as Cartman's guinea pig in his stupid schemes. But this was different, it wasn't just some selfish fatass trying to prove point, oh no it was war.

Before Pinocchio had spoken up, Kyle had spoken a few of his own thoughts that had been flowing through his mind. "Butters, you can't be friends with them, there the enemy." He explained, remembering his reason for being here, aside from trying to find a way back to South Park. He was about to say more, only to here Littlefoot speak of a peaceful solution to their dilemma, along with the other boy's self introduction. "Listen I'm sorry about that, how about we all try and play together, mean were just kids we really shouldn't have to be worrying about war." He explained, looking at the Hero children then back at the Villain children. "What do you say?"