Paved With Good Intentions

[Linkara]

Linkara grinned and jumped back on the bed, and wrapped his arm around IHeart's shoulder "You can talk to me about anything at all, except about the birds and the bees, that's your dad's job. So, what's troublin you?" He patted her back, and then smirked "If it's a certain group of people, then I'm going to murder them. Brutally. With a machete."

[IHeart]

IHeart let out a laugh when Linkara joked about the "talk" type of conversation. She cuddled sisterly next to Linkara and allowed him to ask. Then she pondered about what she DID want to talk about. She then asked a simple, but thoughtprovoking, question. Sure, it was random but hey, random conversations were the best ones. She asked "Nothing anymore but you ever sit down and think that we're badass weirdos?"

(OCC: If you catch the linkara review reference in this, I'll love you. Not that I didn't already but you know what I mean)

[Linkara]

(OCC, I think it's from the Doctor Who reveiw, before they fight Vyce, unless I'm mistaken.)

Linkara frowned "How so? The fact that we are internet reviewers who have taken over micronations, been to space and have generally strange lives teaming up with characters from fictional worlds and facing off against magic gauntlet users, robots, sorcerer's , misguided turtles and a perverted sex maniac who needs to get a life?"

[IHeart]

(OCC: Ding ding! Right on the money!)

IHeart widened her eyes in shock. Linkara was oddly specific. IHeart stared for a moment or two before realizing that Linkara technachly answered her stupid question. She pondered about it, scratching her head quizzingly before nodding "Yeah. That. Wow. You're oddly specific"

She chuckled "We have tons of ficitional people but now they're real and all the enemies that were supposed to be stupid turn out to be vicious and those who turn to be vicious are actually stupid. It's all upside down!" She then began to joke by responding "Soon we'll be figuring out children are puppies and noodles are actually poisonous"

[Linkara]

Linkara shrugged his shoulders "Meh. Call it a good guess." He then nodded at what IHeart was saying, adding "Yeahm you're right htere. This whole war is just so strange and it keeps turning everything upside down. Hopefully it doesn't keep going on forever though, I'd like to get back to normal life. Or as normal as it gets for me."

[IHeart]

IHeart nodded in agreement. The war may have given them closure with friends and new people to befriend, IHeart simply wanted to go home and live out her life. The thing was she had other things to think about, like her reviews for instance. She smirked and replied "After this, we're probably gonna have something else come up" She let out a snicker at that "Maybe some other weird idiot villain comes by and terminates Ask Thatguy"

[Linkara]

"Heh! Maybe it will be Terl, then he'll be... The Terlinator!" He sniggered and then groaned "I cannot believe I just made that joke, that is terrible, I think I just heard the Earth cry out in pain thanks to my bad joke." He sighed and then scratched his head "To be honest, I'm actually wondering why I don't just use Comicron 1 to blast the bad guys to death at this point."

(OCC, okay, can we make a official explanation for this? I just realised, this thing has the power to annihilate Marvel HQ according to Holo-Linkara, why can't it destroy a small house?)

[IHeart]

(OCC: Dark Nella's a freaking entity character not as bad as linkara's entity so her magic would've probably defended it againest linkara's space ship. What IHeart says here is pretty much a joke on that)

"Ow that joke hurt me and I didn't even make it" IHeart sarcastically replied as Linkara made his rather piss-poor joke. Then Linkara asked his question on why not use comicron 1 and she shrugged "I think it would be useless againest dark nella since she's a entity like person or something or if you wanna be more blunt" She sniggered at that and prepared herself for her own stupid and pointless joke

She raised her hands up and replied sarcastically "It's magic bitch!"

[Linkara]

"Touche. Touche. Still, I'm hoping that you feel a lot better now. And rest well, I will be here. I hope Nimue will be able to keep monitering the other villains." He sighed and then looked at her "I'm just curious, have you given your dad a call. He must be worried about you."

(OCC, one day I might actually claim her father, just to see how it works.)

[IHeart]

(OCC:... You win everything. Maybe that'd be so cool)

IHeart nodded then paled ever so slightly about Linkara's question when it came to her father. She did make contact but it's been a few weeks without no updates. She sighed slightly and replied "I called him but he doesn't know about my serious attack on being injured by Facilier. I did tell him about me and ma-ti dating and he's fine with it, as long as I don't do any funny business" She let out a half-humored smirk at that

[Linkara]

(OCC, and if that does happen, I'm going to need some imput on what he's like and all that, if you're okay with it.)

The pasty faced big boned Minnesotan found himself thinking as IHeart talked. Was all their family members okay? He hoped so. He then turned back to IHeart as she finished "Like I said, I am of no use in the Birds and the Bees questions. I'm surprised he hasn't joined us yet."

[IHeart]

(OCC: Sure. PM me for the information once you decide for sure )

IHeart nodded, she remembered that part about what Linkara said. Linkara then gave her a good point. Her dad was not too far away but he stayed away from the war. She then quickly decided it was better that way, more needed for dad to be stay put. She replied with a slight sense of certainity "I think if he did, he'd kill Facilier. With a ice pick or something. My dad's cool like that. I don't want him hurt either so maybe he should stay at home or something then what do I know?"

[Linkara]

Linkara imagined the scene as IHeart talked about it. Her dad hacking into Faciler's brain with a ice pick, Critic defeating Ask that Guy with a lion tamer's whip, Marzgurl swooning, him kissing her passionatly... He quickly snapped out of his fantasy and nodded "Fair enough, usually it's the other way around, so it's good to see that your happy."

(OCC, I love htis thread, but maybe we should end soon? There's only so much I can write without going in circles.)

[IHeart]

(OCC: Sure. A couple more posts then we'll end it)

IHeart smirked, amused with Linkara's comment. She then smiled a bit more as Linkara commented that she was happy again. She was in a way, she was cheered up and talking to Linkara made her feel a lot better. She responded back with a grin "Thanks to you. You really helped me out Link. Thanks"

[Linkara]

"I'm really, really glad I could help. I'm not very good at this kind of thing, emotionally. That's why I usually leave Harvey to take care of 90's Kid, but I'm glad you're happier now." He ran his hand over his sweaty head "And.... if DarkHeart ever says something like that again, tell me, and I'll deck her."