A Surprising Ally

[Nostalgia Chick]

(January 1st. Morning. Open to everyone, but mostly for Nostalgia Chick & Nostalgia Chick to meet Maleficent.)

Nostalgia Chick walked into the main room. She made her way into Nostalgia Critic's kitchen. She grabbed a Dr. Pepper from his fridge and opened it. She took a sip as she headed out into the living room. She didn't see anyone. First Critic had called her here. After getting Nella depossed, and fighting Malachite and losing Ma-ti last year she'd had half-believed his story. But only when Nella had been taken from her did it really sink in. But last time she'd gotten lucky finding Nella's inner fangirl. This time she knew Dark Nella wouldn't give her the chance. She sat on the couch, picking up a magazine as she began to read.

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It was with the greatest possible reluctance that Maleficent made her way up the steps of the Nostalgia Residence. She stopped dead once she had reached the front door and bit her lip.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

The heroes. She, Maleficent, the self-proclaimed Mistress of All Evil, was siding with the heroes. The idea was laughable, but here she was, all set to join them.

It’s either this or be Ask ThatGuy’s slave.

Maleficent’s eyes narrowed at the thought. She was nobody’s slave, and she was going to show him what happened when you tried to change that.

Swallowing her pride, the fairy raised her hand and knocked on the door.

[Nostalgia Chick]

Nostalgia Chick heard the knock setting the magazine down.

"I wonder who that could be. Maybe it's another recruit. Maybe he got in touch with more people besides Cinema Snob and myself." thought Nostalgia Chick.

She walked to the door looking through the peephole and spotting Maleficent. Her eyes widened in shock. Maleficent could easily bust down the door but was knocking. She was curious to find out why she was here but didn't want to face her on her own. She turned and went to the stairs calling out to The Nostalgia Critic.

"Oh Critic. There's someone at the door for you." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Nostalgia Critic]

(OCC: I assume it's around the morning?)

"Alright alright I got it! God. I'm tired" Critic was clearly tired from the impatience in his voice. He had no idea what was to come of this... He was glad for some reason that he had so many allies but for now he wanted some rest which was interupted. But he opened the door but his look of cranky expression turned to absolute shock!

"Oh. My. God" Critic could say without making the person in front of her be offended. This was one of the best villains in the history of disney, the most ruthless, the most dark, despite her lack of motivation she meant business. It was none other than maleficent! It took all his strength not to scream... He only watched with wide eyes

[Nostalgia Chick]

(ooc: Yeah it's morning. Added it to the top post.)

Judging by The Critic's reaction she knew he hadn't invited her. Was she on Ask That Guy's side and here to attack? Well with no Disney heroes or other magical beings around she didn't want to upset the witch. She was one of her favorite villains after all. She joined Critic at the door trying to not show fear.

"Critic. What kind of firepower do we have here? Heroes, magicians? If she's come to attack we need something to fight back with." whispered Nostalgia Chick.

She then turned to Maleficent.

"Maleficent. An honor to meet you. What brings you here?" asked Nostalgia Chick, nervously.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"What are you high? She'd kill us anyway. Just act normal" Critic responded harshly in a whisper. His expression of fear was masked with a over-the-top cheer to please the mistress "Hello I'm the nostalgia Critic and you're more than welcome to take any space of my aboad. It's not much but hey I'll make sure it is if you wish"

The Critic was clearly afraid of this person. He also admired Maleficent a lot mostly because he's seen Sleeping Beauty and was a big fan of villains and he really didn't want to piss her off. That was the last thing he needed. On top of that there was a couple of kids here and Critic although more concerned about his own ass didn't want to have child guts spilling out

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Maleficent raised an eyebrow, intrigued that one of these humans knew her name, but rolled her eyes as the two began whispering about her. It took all her willpower not to zap them.

"I can hear every word you're saying, you know," she remarked. "And I'm not here to kill any of you."

Even if it is tempting right now.

"As a matter of fact, I've come to -" The fairy paused and briefly choked on her pride, "-join you."

Her eyebrow arched further when the Nostalgia Critic spoke to her. This was the great enemy Ask ThatGuy was trying to snuff out? She could probably defeat him herself, and without magic to boot. A smirk crossed her face when he invited her inside.

"Thank you, I will." She took a step inside and shut the door behind her. "I seem to be at a disadvantage - you both know who I am, but I only know one of you." She turned to the Nostalgia Chick. "Just how do you know my name anyhow?"

Sure, she was notorious back in her kingdom, but she had only just arrived here. How could this woman already know who she was?

[Nostalgia Chick]

Nostalgia Chick was shocked. This was a surprising twist. Maleficent wanted to join them? She stepped aside allowing her to come in. When she heard her questions she nodded agreeing to them.

"I'm the Nostalgia Chick. He hired me to do reviews on his site. I put you on my top 11 villains list. Like he said you're from the Disney film Sleeping Beauty here. You're widely known as one of the best villains in film history." said Nostalgia Chick.

She turned to the Critic a little confused.

"Didn't she die at the end of her film? Or did Ask That Guy pull her out before that happened?" asked Nostalgia Chick.

[Nostalgia Critic]

The Critic was shocked again. She was actually joining him?! She could kill his army in a matter of seconds if she wanted and from her expressions she knew that as well. It bugged him not in the annoyed way but confused. Then as maleficent spoke he replied to it even though the questions were directed at Nostalgia Chick. He liked to be the know-how of things

"This jerkoff named Ask Thatguy used this device he got from some idiot nutcase Dr. Insano to transport you here for help to take over this place but since you're here and seem to know me and other things I don't know what the hell I'm saying so feel free to ignore that. The person next to me" He pointed to Chick "Knows you because she reviewed you in your movie. Here you're a movie character... and a fantastic one" He added his last sentence very quickly. He still had some fear of her

When the chick said what she said around the time he spoke, he replied to her questions "I honestly don't know chick. I think maleficent probably got ressurected" Looking back in a polite way to maleficent he chucked nervously and spoke again "Sorry if this sided conversation bugged you. It's a long story of how much we know about these things. We're reviewers and pretty knowledgable of these things"

[Nostalgia Chick]

Nostalgia Chick nodded. It was strange being around her but she was glad for the help. She began to feel more confident they'd win with a powerhouse like Maleficent on their side.

"Welcome to our side Maleficent. Did you bring along your minions with you? We could put them in the basement I think." said Nostalgia Chick.

She then paused wondering where Maleficent would stay. She didn't want to offend someone who could turn you into a toad or burn you to a crisp. She looked at Critic remembering it was his house.

[Cinema Snob]

The Critic looked at Chick and then to maleficent "It's your decision madame. Whereever you want to stay at is entirely your choi--" Suddenly he was interupted by two voices
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"What the?!" Cinema snob said arriving to the scene. Like chick and critic, he too was shocked but surprisingly he wasn't as afraid as the other two mostly because he didn't spend time watching very much disney movies. He was curious and confused to maleficent's arrival
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"Cool! Nani take a look at this!" Lilo said from down in the basement. A tall green lady was very interesting to the young girl. She never saw one before and despite seeing weird things in her life she still saw awe and fansiation in these sort of things

[Nani Pelaki]

Nani followed Lilo spotting Maleficent pulled Lilo back. Their time with aliens and experiements on Hawaii had left her very wary of any strangers. She looked at the tall imposing woman with green skin. She looked like a witch but she wouldn't say it out loud.

"Lilo stay back. She may be dangerous." said Nani.

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Tender Heart Bear came by spotting Maleficent. He could sense the darkness from her. But she seemed to care about getting back home at least. He stayed where he was from the stairs watching curiously.

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Jasmine was the next to arrive almost bumping into Nani and Lilo. She saw the assembled group including Maleficent. She stood back alarmed. After dealing with countless sorcerors like Jafar, Mirage, and Mozenrath she was very nervous. And this time she didn't have Genie for magical backup. But she wouldn't be pushed around either.

"Is she joining us as well?" asked Jasmine.

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Nostalgia Chick turned to the assembled group and nodded.

"These are some more of our allies. Lilo and her sister Nani. Cinema Snob, Princess Jasmine, and.. is that a Care Bear?" asked Nostalgia Chick.

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Tender Hear Bear smiled from the stairs as he walked down joining the group.

"Hi. I'm Tender Heart. It's nice to meet all of you." said Tender Heart.

[Cinema Snob]

Nostalgia Critic wasn't concerned about Maleficent anymore but only concerned with Tenderheart's arrival. GOD DAMNIT! I HAVE to be desperate to let these sprinkle douches in! Critic's expression to Tenderheart was struggled cheer but his annoyance wasn't hidden at all. He really hated the fact a care bear was in his house and supposed to be one of his army members
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Lilo however was really curious to Maleficent and only waved to the care bear before looking to Nani "I think this awesome lady is here to help us! That'd be so cool if you are!" Lilo clearly didn't understand about the person in front of them and frankly was naive as a result
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Cinema snob only waved hello to both Maleficent and the care bear. Despite not seeing Maleficent, he felt the need to try and be respectful. The care bear though showed a bit of strange happiness and for that Cinema snob felt the need not to like him but then again he was more on being a snob to porn and horror movies so it only took tenderbear speaking more to help him make his choice
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Not far behind was Morpheus holding Patch in his arms. Morpheus as people could see took a liking to Patch and Vise-versa. Shock and distrust was what he felt the moment he saw the mistress of evil but he only showed a soft and mysterious look "Welcome to you madame and young bear. I apoligize for interupting in case I have but my name is Morpheus"
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Patch quickly got out of Morpheus' arms and looked high to Maleficent. She was so amazing and interesting to Patch that he didn't care if she seemed like something to be feared. In fact he didn't speak at all, all he did was slowly wag his tail and look at her in confusion

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Maleficent frowned, more from confusion than anger.

“Film?” she repeated. “What’s a film?”

The fairy didn’t like the direction this conversation was going. It was making her feel foolish, something that she absolutely despised. She perked up just a little when the Critic started talking about Ask ThatGuy.

“Yes, I’ve already have the pleasure of meeting him,” Maleficent observed, sarcasm oozing from her voice. “I nearly joined him, but he would have made a slave of me. He spoke of you as well, Mr. Critic.” She paused and looked him up and down. “Odd. He made you sound much more formidable.”

Still, a pleased expression crossed Maleficent’s face as the Critic called her formidable, then addressed her as Madame. At least these people knew enough to treat her with respect. She shook her head in answer to the Chick’s question and was suddenly overwhelmed by a rush of others. Four humans and what appeared to be a walking, talking bear. She raised an eyebrow when the one the girls declared her dangerous.

“You’re not wrong,” she remarked. “But as I’ve come to join you, it wouldn’t really be a good idea for me to hurt you, now would it?”

She listened patiently as the others were introduced to her: Cinema Snob, Lilo, Nani, Jasmine, and Tender Heart. Two more came soon after, another human and a puppy, and Maleficent had to bite her lip to suppress a groan. At this rate, it was going to be difficult remembering everyone’s names. She felt a little better when the man called her Madame; she was really beginning to take a liking to that title.

“Greetings,” she said calmly in return. “I am Maleficent.”

Her attention then shifted to the puppy, which was looking up at her in awe. It was here that Maleficent realized something: with the exception of Nani, the Critic, and the Chick, no one here seemed to be afraid of her. Or at least if they were, they were able to hide it well enough to be polite to her. It was a strange feeling.

“And what might your name be?” she asked the puppy, genuinely curious. Maleficent had a certain liking for animals, as Diablo could attest to.

[Patch]

"I'm Patch, it's good to meet you miss" Patch replied still looking to her in curiousity. He despite the reaction of most of the people was rather entranced with the new visitor rather than fearful. He stood a bit proudly to show that he wasn't really meaning to be scared but only to show brave to impress the new visitor.
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"Oh, a film is where people watch you and either like it or not like it. It's kinda like a book only with pictures which is a thing where you see people. It's just to let you know is all" Critic said as politely as he can. When the mention of Ask Thatguy came up he was mildly relieved that his explanation didn't trouble her any. When she observed him he chuckled nervously again "Yeah, I really don't mean to brag but I am pretty successful here but it doesn't matter. I am mostly just here to make sure you and the others are comfortable"
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Cinema Snob smirked to the Critic. Yeah sure. That's what it is you twat He thought only to insult the critic and not maleficent. He still felt the confusion to why the hell were they so afraid? She said that she wasn't planning to harm them so why was critic still acting like a wuss? It wasn't a big deal
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Lilo nor Morpheus spoke only nodded in return to what maleficent said. Lilo was too much in awe to care but Morpheus caught the minor saying that Maleficent admitted to being powerful and dangerous. It made the black man very uneasy but he was very good at not showing emotions when not needed so he just kept a regal expression. He would most definitely discuss this issue with the critic some other time