Crazy, Evil, Romantic

[Ask Thatguy]

(OCC: January 6th. Open to only Dark Nella and Ask Thatguy)

Ask Thatguy couldn't sleep so he drank. To victory, to conquest, to danger of destroying the critic. He made sure to drink because celebrations lost their touch of joy quite quickly. He couldn't help but feel overconfident. He had so many allies it sickened him.

Looking to hear someone coming down he looked at the person face to face and replied "Hola, didn't hear you come in"

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

"Is that what you say when everyone walks in? Because if you really couldn't hear me and I was the enemy I could have hurt you." said Dark Nella.

She said it half jokingly but at the same time was concerned. Now co-ruling the army she didn't want anything him severely hurt or killed. Especially since she doubted any of the others would stay for long. She barely trusted any of them. They were all villains after all. A group of villains never stayed together for long. Their egos generally got in the way and the group ended up attacking each other and eventually disbanded. She knew she'd have to give them an extra incentive in staying aside from sending them home. And she doubted Ask That Guy would send them home. After seeing this army she didn't want to send them home either. Together they could conquer this planet and Critic's pitiful army. Nothing would stand in their way. She smiled turning her attention back to Ask That Guy.

"You know these other villains won't stay here for long. Once we deal with Critic's army we need to find a way to keep them in line. Otherwise we may end up with a mutiny on our hand or worse going to war with all of them." said Dark Nella.

[Ask Thatguy]

"That's a very good question and I apoligize it's a bad habit" Ask Thatguy replied honestly. He couldn't help that, his stupid show did give him those stupid verbal ticks. He was trying his best to get rid of them.

On the subject of the villains he replied again but with a sadistic tone "I'll kill any traitor. I'll enslave the loyal ones except you, you can help me control and enslave them. I'll even add cannabalism in there just to scare the shit out of them" He meant what he said, his tone was as serious as Christopher Nolan's directing skills. Nothing would stand in his way

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

She smiled at his suggestions and smirked.

"Good. Perhaps we can get insano to make something. We can always say it's for enslaving the Critic's side or the world. Like collars or putting something in the food. After all mad scientists are sometimes too smart for their own good. He could be dangerous if he tries to betray us." said Dark Nella.

[Ask Thatguy]

"Yes, small control bracelets we can definitely convince Insano to put on along with the others" Ask Thatguy replied taking a seat at the bar and grabbing another drink. Sure he was drinking a bit too much but it never gotten him in too much trouble. Looking to Dark Nella he put a seat out and replied "Care to sit?"

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

Dark Nella nodded. She grabbed a drink and sat down.

"You know we shouldn't get too drunk tonight. The big day is tomorrow. Wouldn't want to lose because of a hangover. That would be embarrassing." said Dark Nella.

She chuckled as she took a swig.

[Ask Thatguy]

Ask Thatguy regretfully nodded. He normally wouldn't care but soon they would fight the critic, besides what good was a drunk leader? He just stopped swigging down the beer and just watched himself. He was impressed with Dark Nella's easy to understand ideas. He wanted to talk but strangely he didn't know what to say

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

"I can't wait until tomorrow. I doubt Critic and the other fools will have learned enough in a week to stop us. It shall be amusing to see them fail. Perhaps we should bring a video camera to record the moment." said Dark Nella.

She chuckled taking a swig of beer. Tomorrow would be a great day. She almost wished Critic's army would win to drag the fight out a little bit. Critic had a bunch of internet reviewers and a few women and children while they had a strong powerful army of scientists and sorcerers. It was only a matter of time.

"So do you think we might have any problems? I mean it's just Critic and his reviewer pals and a few women and children right?" asked Dark Nella.

[Ask Thatguy]

"I'm very confident in ourselves. Children mean nothing, the women Critic has are little to no experience in fighting and the men that are in his army have more fear than experience" Ask Thatguy replied. He really felt confident in himself, karma could have the chance to turn on him but he didn't care. He looked to Dark Nella and smiled "We have many things they have nothing. I believe we can control those fools"

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

Dark Nella paused as a thought struck her. Sure her main enemy was Nostalgia Chick but her idea would scare the entire group. Or at least the group of reviewers. She turned to Ask That Guy with an evil smirk on her face.

"I've just had an incredible idea. What if we have Malachite attack the Critic while he's alone? Dr. Facilier, Rita, or myself could hide in the shadows giving the illusion he still has his powers. And when he defeats the Critic let him live to tell the others what happened. Seeing Malachite is back should get rid of any hope they have of winning. Or at least will make it entertaining. Critic himself will probably attack blindly in a rage making him even easier to defeat. What do you think?" said Dark Nella.

[Ask Thatguy]

"That is glorious! I'm very certain Facilier and you along with Rita can fool that dumbass! That and Malachite has been stating he wanted a one on one with him" Ask Thatguy excitedly replied back. He really indeed was pleased with the idea. Not only critic would suffer but it would just be so entertaining to see bloodshed

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

"I wonder if Insano can rig up some flying camera robot. It'd be nice to record it. I only wish I could be there to see the Critic's face when he finds out Malachite's still alive." said Dark Nella.

She chuckled taking another swig of beer as she changed the subject.

"You know we've got two lose cannon here. The boy I do care for him. If his former father, or that meddling fairy or cricket show up it could ruin everything. And then there's the turtle. I think Splinter's already on the other side right? We can only fool Raphael for so long. He may be gullible but he's not stupid. Well not completely." said Dark Nella.

[Ask Thatguy]

Ask Thatguy frowned at the lesson about Raphael. He was glad the turtle joined him but he knew that Raphael was a good hearted soul that would never be changed. The turtle was old enough to think of himself. As for pinnochio, the results of his change of mind would be not only hurtful for the army but for Ask Thatguy's emotions. Looking to Nella he put a hand on her shoulder in assurance "We'll kill the cricket and destroy the fairy easily. As for Splinter, I'll make sure that Raphael still believes the rat is in danger so we won't kill or capture the rat"

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

"True. Maybe we should trying kidnapping him. Once we do we can hide him away somewhere and keep up with the charade. They'll try to tell him Splinter is on their side but when they can't prove it he'll be convinced they've hiding him or worse." said Dark Nella.

She paused thinking of the fairy and cricket and smirked.

"I'm sure they'll be easily dealt with. But that boy may still trust those two. We should put out an alert to kill them. Unlike Splinter they don't really have much usefulness. Although that magic wand may prove useful." said Dark Nella.

She chuckled taking another swig. It would only be a matter or time. The family and friends of Pinocchio's old life would be killed so Pinocchio would never learn the truth and Splinter would be locked away to keep Raphael on their side. The two would never believe Critic or his allies as long as they kept on their toes.

[Ask Thatguy]

"Very well. We shall take Splinter and I will personally keep him in the attic of my house. He shall not be heard there. I have a special soundproof device there" Ask Thatguy replied sadistically. He then nodded in agreement to the cricket and fairy. They would be easy to kill. Regardless of that, Ask Thatguy replied a bit cheerfully "Speaking of prisoners I find it beneficial to also get Morpheus. I heard he is also good at battle stradagies"

(OCC: Alright change of plan for me. Instead of Patch I'll just get Splinter and Morpheus to get captured. It's more affecting that way.... Despite the both of them are gonna be eventually saved)