Exposition, Exposition

[Nostalgia Chick]

"So everything seems pretty much taken care of. But what about the portal? Is it in your tv itself? Because if it is then we may need to keep it turned off or locked away. We're lucky random characters from movies and films have arrived. And not like the cast of 300 or something." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"That is odd. Usually devices like that would connect to one universe at a time. Perhaps the device was unstable when it activated." said Linksano.'

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"How unstable? I mean if that thing keeps popping in people we're going to run out of room. Although I really hope it doesn't start transporting buildings. The last thing we need is Agrabah falling on Chicago or Maleficent's castle appearing out of nowhere." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"I'm not certain. I shall have to run some tests to see how the multiverse is doing." said Linksano.

"I only hope it hasn't suffered to badly. Or things could be a lot more difficult." thought Linksano.

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"Well back to the kids. I'd normally agree with you to keep them safe but Lilo and Patch are heroes of their films. They'll find a way out there into the battle somehow. I'd rather we train them so they can be prepared." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Linkara]

"How about Ask that guy? Does he have a portal?" There's bound to be some sort of a portal over at his place. "

Linkara pondered the question of the kids. "We are going to need some sort of weapons that are childproof. But we need some sort of Training Ground as well"

[Nostalgia Chick]

"Another problem is money. We're going to need to buy food and supplies while we're here. I guess we could always film a couple reviews or crossovers while we're here. But perhaps we should contact some of the others. Have them sent money and food if they can't join us. Or come themselves." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Linkara]

"I tell you what. I'll send a radio message to every member I can find." Linkara was thinking "Perhaps I will get some of my friends to join"

[Nostalgia Chick]

"That's good. Say do you think you and Linksano can whip up some kind of walkie talkies? I mean you had a power ranger communicator and a star trek badge on your show. We may need something like that while we here. In case we run into trouble out in the middle of nowhere." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"I think we could whip up something like that. I'm only disappointed I didn't think of it sooner." said Linksano.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Cinema snob and critic just nodded and said of course to all the suggestions. They needed all the stuff for survival of this horrible war that was taking place. Critic then spoke "Alright now that we got all of those settled with we have one more thing... Ask Thatguy did threaten me when he released all these people. He then stated he wanted a battle on the 7th. We need to get enough time to train by then"

[Nostalgia Chick]

"What? How are we supposed to learn enough in six days?" asked Nostalgia Chick.

She frowned a bit uneasy. Dark Nella was sure to come after her. Then again hopefully Maleficent could take her on. She was one of the most powerful characters in Disney history. Well as long as Dark Nella didn't have a sword enchanted by fairies.

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"We'll just have to do our best. With proper strategy, weapons, and training we're sure to win." said Linksano.

"Or at least survive." thought Linksano.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"Yeah Critic, didn't think of that did ya?" Cinema snob bitterly remarked. He was just as disappointed at the timelimit as Chick was. How were they supposed to train for only 6 days?
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"He ran before I even got to stop him dicksnob. Anyway, we can get Splinter and Morpheus to help us. We'll just have to try either way. They'll kill us if we don't show up. They'll think we retreated" Critic commented sternly. He wasn't going to give up on the timelimit. He was a bit too confident at the moment

[Linkara]

"Are you frikkin kidding me!!" Linkara was now really annoyed "I suppose we could just take the adults along. I mean, until we can properly train, I don't think Patch and Lilo can fight." Frustrated guy was frustrated. This sucked.

[Dr. Linksano/Wayne Schlumper]

"You know we're going to need to protect Splinter, Morpheus, and Maleficent as best as we can. They're the backbone of our army so to speak. Even if we get some training in this week if the three of them are taken out we'll be in trouble." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"We'd still have science! Our weapons and gadgets will surely help us win." said Linksano.

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"We can't rely on one thing. We need training, weapons, whatever edge we can get. I just wish we had more powerhouses like those three. Or more of us had learned how to fight." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Shit. They were right. Splinter and Morpheus along with Maleficent were the best fighters, that was their advantage as well as their weakness. Critic sighed and replied "It's the best option we have they'll kill everyone of us either way. We'll have to start everything right tommorow"
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"Christ Critic! You never think of the big picture! We may need science and training but we also need to think about the kids and what they have to do!" Snob said. Now he was getting angry with the critic. This was bullshit all of this having to do it now stuff. They needed time not training

[Linkara]

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it wasn't for the fact that we have a terrible bunch to train" Linkara was ranting now "Lilo and Patch are really young so unless we get some really fast training in, they aren't going to be good. Tigger is useless. I doubt Jasmine could really fight well. I have no idea about Rachel or Nani. Tender Heart does have his Care Bear stare, but that will not be much use against some much more powerful people. And like you said, Mal, Morph and Splinter are going to need to be protected". Trying to think of a positive he thought out loud "But we did put up a pretty good fight against the Cloaks, Cat, The Good Witch, that voice and Jaffers. And I think only about 1/4 of us had had actual battles. So I suppose we do have a bit of a advantage".

[Nostalgia Critic]

"Linkara. Look, I said we'll start first thing in the morning. I understand our disadvantage but I also understand the chance we DO have. Remember about Kickassia? Sure I fucked up but I made it a successful small run. What about the brawl? Sure it was a truce but I leaded it pretty well. We CAN do this! We just need to work our asses off and starting tomorrow we'll prove to Ask Thatguy and his bastards that we are tough"

Critic spoke in a leaderlike and determinded tone. His voice boomed through the room. His face was calm and rigid like a military leader. He gave a brave smile as he finally said the last piece "Are we just going to keep doubting ourselves? Are we just going to let them scare us?! Well I'm not. Screw them, I'm going to fight them with or withOUT experience who's with me?!"
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Cinema snob had to admit. He was amazed. Critic brought up good points. They had the advantages they just needed to try. Sure they had no training but they did have others who had. They had good allies and Critic(As much as he hated to admit it) was a good leader if the chance presented itself. Without a word Cinema Snob stood up and nodded, finally shutting up.

[Linkara]

Linkara sighed and nodded "Sorry Critic. Just really feeling annoyed about all this" Inside of him there was a part that wanted him to say.

"Yeah, but we ended up beating you up, so that does not help. And, weren't we mostly getting our asses handed to us in the Brawl by some of our own members?"

But, as much as he hated to say it, Critic was right. "Listen, I'll try and train some of the hopeles- I mean less experienced ones". Almost slipped up there.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Critic nodded. He had a feeling Linkara was tempted to say more and object but he was somewhat satisfied that he didn't. Critic put a patient hand on Linkara's shoulder and nodded "Yeah, they are less experience you're right. They may never get it right and I may be waisting my time but I'd rather try than let him win" Critic looked to Snob to see what he had to say
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"You, Morpheus and Splinter are basically in charge of the set up Linkara. Since you three are way more into this stuff than we are. Critic as much as I hate to admit it has a point. We have only one shot and we have to take it" Snob sighed. He really was struggling here but he wanted the army to be right so he had to listen to the critic