Exposition, Exposition

[Nostalgia Chick]

(January 1st. Night. Open to Nostalgia Critic, Nostalgia Chick, Linkara, Linksano, Cinema Snob, & any future internet characters we get. For exposition and planning.)

Nostalgia Chick walked in grabbing a Coke and sat at the table, waiting for the others to arrive. Today had been a strange today. And they were only going to get stranger before this was over.

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Linksano walked in next taking a break from working on his latest invention. He spotted Nostalgia Chick sitting next to her.

"So you doing anything later?" asked Linksano.

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"Yes. I'm very busy. I'm going to be talking with my boyfriend later." said Nostalgia Chick.

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Linksano frowned. Of course she would have a boyfriend. He sighed waiting for the meeting to start. He wondered if Critic had called in the rest of the reviewers yet.

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Nostalgia Chick smiled glad he believed her. Well she didn't have a boyfriend yet. But she knew Todd would come around. At least she hoped he would.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"Critic! You are worrying too much about a dog taking a piss! Patch has a bladder too you know!" Cinema snob shouted at Critic who went to the kitchen table and sat next to Chick not in a romantic way but in a way that meant he could get away from the snob.
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"Shut up Snob! Seriously it doesn't matter now. Lilo and Patch are asleep anyway so it doesn't freakin' matter anymore alright?" Critic then ignored the mumbling cursing from Snob to speak "Chick, Linkara, Linksano, Snob we have a big problem. All these characters are here and the only way out is to well get Ask Thatguy.... Any ideas?" Critic felt stupid talking like this but really he had to deal with a lot of shit today so it was a stressful time

[Nostalgia Chick]

"Well if we get a hold of that device I'm sure I could use it to send everyone home. But I'll begin making one of my own just in case. But it will take some time to build it. In the meantime we should construct a forcefield around this house. To make this our safe haven. Since they haven't attacked yet they may be planning a bigger attack." said Linksano.

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"He has a point. Without that device we'll never get everyone back home. And even worse what if doesn't stop? What if we keep getting these fictional characters? Sure. We got lucky Maleficent's on our side. But aside from being animated most of them are pretty much like us." said Nostalgia Chick.

She paused as she sighed as the realization hit her.

"We got to train. He's got Dark Nella, Dr. Insano, and who knows what else on his side. We couldn't even handle Malachite. How are we supposed to handle an army of film and television's greatest villains?" said Nostalgia Chick.

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"With Science of course. And Linkara's got a bunch of Power Rangers and Star Trek weaponry. We can do this." said Linksano.

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"Never thought I'd see an Insano giving a speech to save the world." thought Nostalgia Chick.

She wasn't convinced. They did pretty good against the guardians of the gauntlet but failed to stop Malachite. Ma-ti had saved them. She wondered what had happened in that universe now with Ma-ti dead. Or even worse if he returned like that.

"Well you're right about one thing. We're going to need weapons and training. Or we're all going to end up dead or as slaves." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"The last thing I want to be is dead. I'd take slavery or hard-core training thank you very much" Snob commented seriously and sarcastically. He then replied "Critic, Chick's right. We need to train the adults and keep the kids outta it. We couldn't handle Malachite if it weren't for.... Ma-ti" He paused and remembered the sadness of Ma-Ti. Even HE knew that subject was testy with the Critic.
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The Critic spoke sternly and nervously "Well then we'll get weapons and get the device but yeah get to work on the device to try and transport everyone home first thing in the morning linksano. We can't take the chance to risk everything just for the sake of some weird plot twist or something that the device Insano made won't work. So get to it" Critic was aware of the situation and he was struggling to be a good leader to begin with so this was part of that struggle

When Snob and Chick commenting on Malachite he pointed his finger to ensure they were testing his sensitive side. He never wanted to remember that horrible battle, that day where a good friend laid dead in his arms "Shut up. We'll train but don't mention Ma-Ti to me again got it?

Critic then took a groaned deep breath before responding again" Since Splinter and Morpheus were taking care of the kids for some time we'll have to get one of them to lay off the babysitting to train us. So... I guess Splinter can train us"
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He didn't want to push but The Critic's outburst actually stroke a touch of pity. The Cinema Snob replied gently "Look Critic we know you miss him but he's been dead for a year now. You need to let go" The Cinema Snob backed away a tad as Critic slamed the table
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"Don't. Mention. Him" Critic's tone was low and threatening. Sorta like the way he used it back when he was controling Kickassia

[Nostalgia Chick]

Nostalgia Chick immediately felt bad. She didn't mean to make him feel sad. Well not today anyway. She nodded in agreement. Although she wondered why Ma-ti had been live action and not animated like the others who arrived today.

"Okay. We won't mention him again. I'm sorry I brought it up now. But we still need weapons. Do you think Maleficent can make weapons? She is a fairy and her minions did have weapons in the film." said Nostalgia Chick.

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"Well I can make some for you. But there is another problem. We can't let them be seen. Morpheus would probably be assumed for a really good cosplayer or the actor who played him in the film. But the rest may prove a problem." said Linksano.

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"I didn't think of that. How are we going to hide them? We can't lock them up in here forever. Someone's bound to wonder why you started having extra guests." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Critic nodded sternly as Chick swore never to mention Ma-Ti but the hiding thing he had a big idea for "Ok. Lilo, Nani, Morpheus and Patch are easy. I'll pretend Nani is my cousin and Lilo's my second cousin while Patch is my dog and Morpheus is a human so we'll pretend he's a friend who moved here. Maleficent, Tigger and Splinter though we need to keep here. Unless Maleficent can disguise herself and disguse the other two. That'll be the only option for those three"

It was full-proof he shivered a bit though, the idea of being related to animated characters was a really odd concept but they had nothing better to do. He'd rather be living his life with two girls rather than get arrested to the insane asylum
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Cinema Snob smirked at The Critic's plan of being related to Nani and Lilo. Although it wasn't a bad idea, two tan girls being related to a pale-skinned guy was indeed odd which made him ask "What if they ask about skin color? People will ask Critic"
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"Simple I'll say they tan way more better than I do" Critic said smiling mockingly at Snob, having some of his web-persona return again. The sarcasm, oh how he loved to mock snob or others. Chick though he sometimes felt bad about but after ferngully it was like a game he played

[Nostalgia Chick]

"Have you forgotten about your government? They're quite paranoid at times. If they find any of these fictional characters they're liable to capture them for study. And throw the rest of us in jail for our own "protection" or try to erase our memories of the whole event." said Linksano.

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"Not to mention you can't be related to animated characters. No one would buy that. Well most people wouldn't anyway. Unless we find a way to disguise them they'd be spotted. And we could be in a lot of trouble. We can't fight Ask That Guy's army and our own government." said Nostalgia Chick.

[Linkara]

Linkara quickly slipped into the meeting. He heard about the problem with animated characters. "Isn't there a place where they can hide out whenever the police come a knocking? I could always get Nimue to disguise Tigger, Mal and... the care bear." Linkara shivered, he still shuddered about Tenderheart. He was still a bit confused about it all, but he was getting wise. "And as for weapons, I've got a few." He had the Dagger and his Gun, but he was sure he had some more somewhere.

[Cinema Snob]

Cinema Snob pondered about that "They got a point critic. Once people get wise they'll get freaked so relations won't work. We'll have no choice but to keep them here and we'll be in charge of getting food and stuff for them or at least get Nimue to disguise them all like Linkara here said" Like the others, he wasn't really buying Critic's ideas. They needed better stradegy than that
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"Wait! My basement and Attic aren't the best but they get the job done when it comes to hiding. When Ask Thatguy or the cops come here we'll hide them there and if they try going there I'll always think of something" Critic said this in a way that was convincing for some but not all. It was over-the-top and cheerful but in a way it was meant to be taken seriously

"As for weapons we got linkara's stuff and Linksano working on it so that for now is settled" Critic said on the other problem related to the discussion
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"Alright but if they wanna go outside what do you think we do? We can't keep them here like we probably already said. They WILL wanna get out eventually. Except maybe Splinter and Morpheus they have stated liking staying in one place" Cinema snob replied not rudely but seriously

[Linkara]

"Well, we could always get some of the magic users to disguise them. Or if that fails, hat and trenchcoat. It worked for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Linkara paused "Has anyone thought what happens if they run into anyone onto Askthatguy's side?"

[Nostalgia Critic]

"Magic users to disguise them yes, hat and trenchcoat no, it's too obvious for those" Critic replied but sudden fear struck his face at the mention of his enemy, Ask Thatguy. He really didn't know. Regretfully deep down he replied "Attack with any weapon you got or just keep them off until we find you"
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Cinema snob said nothing but only raised his eyebrow at that. Odd idea but a idea nonetheless, he really didn't agree but he would allow the others to speak first

[Linkara]

Linkara nodded grimly "When we've finished, I'll head to my house and get any weapons I can find. I'll try and get in contact with Dan and Liz, if they can get any weapons it'll help." Suddenly Linkara felt tired, it was weird "Which does remind me, does Ask that guy know were you live? Because what's to stop him walking in here with any forces he has and claim the portal, and our friends himself?"

[Nostalgia Critic]

"I already took care of that. In case he does I developed a special security number. Only you guys and anyone who joins us will know of it. And getting into contact with Liz and Frank will definitely be helpful" Cinema Snob said aruptedly. Sure, he knew the question was directed by the critic but he WAS part of this conversation so he took it best to answer
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The critic nodded at cinema snob forgetting he interupted him. Looking to Linkara he replied "Make sure if you DO see Ask Thatguy or anything, no matter what it takes. Don't. Let. Him. Follow. You" Sure he was aware Linkara was smarter than that but one could never be too careful

[Linkara]

"Oh I will not. In fact" he pulled his gun out "I'm going to put a magic bullet into his head the second I see him"

(OCC, sorry for suckishness)

[Nostalgia Critic]

As if a dark sinister side of the critic was unleashed, a smile of pure agonistic intention was spread across his lips. He didn't really care if this was bloodlustful but Critic wanted Ask Thatguy's head on a silver platter mostly in a metphorical sense but Linkara's bravery reminded him exactly why he wanted a war to begin with.
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Cinema Snob grinned as well, this meant finally some action in his life that wasn't some bullshit treasure hunt or to control a nation. It was to SAVE a nation and even the world. He wasn't a dude who obsessed with saving people but if the call was made he would answer it. He may have been a snob but he wasn't a bastard