A Deceptive Con

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((January 16th - morning. Starscream's attention-whoreing intro thread. Open to all Heroes. Set in the woods because, gaint evil robot + populated area = bad XD))

Now is the time!

The Decpticon had observed for long enough and it was time to act. He knew it was going to be annoying to gain the trust of the humans and their little friends but now an alliance was nessiary. Since he saw the Critic's army as more powerful, it would be best to make nice with them - no need for any unnesisary damage.

But first, the matter of getting himself a few sympathizers. Starscream, in his jet form, had been cricleing the skies since dawn - long enough to be noticable. He was looking for an open place to "crash" so his amnesia story would be more believable. There. A clearing out in those woodlands where he wouldn't really hurt himself.

The jet flew irradically, grazeing the treetops. It was hard to miss the seemingly out of control aircraft. He was slowly making his way to his preplanned crashsite. Once the Decepticon reached the clearing, he took a nosedive. Before hitting the ground, he pulled up so he would more or less land safely. There was a crack as the nose of the jet struck a tree and came to a halt.

That should do it. Now all Starscream needed to was wait for someone to investiagate.

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Rachel came in and saw a Transfromer , A Transforming robot , she thought in her head ,weird she thought again , then she smiled at him and said :"Hi there welcome to Nostalgia Critic's army I'm Rachel who are you ?" Rachel asked him . The spoiled woman sighed . Brown hair with blonde stripes blew to her side covering half of her green eye .

Rach was really confused inside , she didn't know what to do .

[IHeart]

"Rachel! Holy crap! It's a jet!" IHeart shouted as she saw the strange vessel near the front porch. Ever so social she went up and called her other friends "Hey guys! Look what Rachel found!" Critic, Snob, Spoony, and 90's kid all went to the porch to also see the jet
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"SWEET! We could totally fly to the bad guys now!" Spoony shouted excitedly. He had a minor soft spot for flying equiment due to his love for the wing commander series. He gave IHeart a hi-five then shouted "Roses! Guys! You REALLY need to see this!"
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"This is the firepower we'll need! Great work Rachel!" Snob shouted triumphantly. He then saw the jet seem a bit shaky and he couldn't help but think Hey. Did that jet just.... move?!
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Critic had his jaw open wide and then laughed at the top of his lungs. He'd be able to get morpheus, chick and patch back in a sinch now. He jumped so excitedly he hugged 90's kid who was just flabbergasted

"Uh dudes? How'd it get here?" 90's kid asked but the question was ignored by his peers

[Linkara]

Linkara had also arrived. And his surprise at the jet was allowed to be suppressed by his suspicion of things "Hand on! What if it's a present from Ask That Guy? Rigged to explode, or a giant robot, or a booby trapped thing? Let me scan it!" He pulled out his sonic screwdriver, but it suddenly exploded.

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"Call me suspicious, but the kid's right." Harvery also looked at the jet with a slight amount of curiosity.

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"Ah well, let me just say that this looks awesome. But your right! It looks weird." Paw agreed, meanwhile Ace attempted to open the door and snarled "Why wouldn't this stupid thing open up?"

[Spoony]

90's kid asked again "Hey guys! How'd it get here?! It doesn't have an owner!"
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Critic then calmed down again and saw that this jet was different and not opening. 90's kid question then rang quickly and he turned to Spoony replying "I think we're being too optimistic. It could be a trap. Linkara may be right"
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"Aw come on Linkara. I'm just as paranoid as you but it's a freaking jet! We can use it for anything now.... Once we know how to" Spoony replied, still on the high of getting a jet. He nearly squeed as he saw it.
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Snob only observed and replied to IHeart "Did you hear anything when you saw this?"

IHeart shrugged "Rachel found it not me" She looked to harvey who also arrived. Then to linkara, then to the others. She smiled to Paw as well then replying "Now that you all think about it. Isn't it a bit bigger than I thought?"

[Pushing Up Roses]

Roses walked out into the woods joining the group.

"Hey guys. Whoa. Where'd the jet come from?" asked Roses.

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Marzgurl walked up to them having followed the group outside. She frowned when she saw the jet.

"It looks very familiar. I think I've seen it before but I'm not sure where." said Marzgurl.

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Stone walked out joining the group as he heard Marzgurl.

"I believe I've seen it somewhere as well. Strange I don't remember. You think maybe objects are flying in from other dimensions now too?" said Stone.

[Linkara]

Linkara rolled his eyes at Spoony "You know, I never thought I'd see the day when 90's Kid acts more rational than you." He looked at the jet, "Yeah, it does look familiar, we should know this for gods sake." He groaned, then clicked his fingers "No, it's gone."

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There they are...the little fools. Starscream decided to remain still for a few moments, wanting the sick pleasure of startling them. Suddenly, he felt one of them grab hold of him and it was he who got the startle. The afterburners of the jet flared, quickly filling the air with breif heat and noise.

"Get off me, human!" Hissed the shrill-voiced Decepticon, "I am not your personal slave!"

The jet turned and backed up slightly, forceing free from woman who had her hands on him. It was for her own safty, since he was immedately about to change into his robot form - although to say that was his first motive would be a lie; he just hated being felt up by pathetic flesh-beings. Starscream gave himself a few feet of room before transforming before their eyes and landing on his feet, looming over the humans.

[Linkara]

Linkara looked up at Starscream for a moment, noticed Harvey and Paw had both fainted, then dryly remarked "Paw, you owe me." Starscream, for some strange terrifying reason, didn't terrify him. It intrigued him certainly. "Well, now I remember where I've seen you from. "

[Marzgurl]

Marzgurl immediately reacted pulling out a sword and standing in front of Iheart defensively.

"I knew I recognized you. It's a Decepticon." said Marzgurl.

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Stone saw the jet transform and rushed over to Marzgurl stopping her.

"Wait. We have two villains on our side already. Maybe he wants to join us too." said Stone.

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Marzgurl frowned. He had a point. She didn't trust Maleficent or Grimhilde at the moment. She wasn't sure it was a wise move since Starscream might stab them in the back if he had the opportunity too.

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Roses glanced at Starscream a bit nervous. Once Marzgurl mentioned he was a Decepticon she paled. She leaned over whispering to Spoony.

"Spoony get Iheart back in the house. If this guy wants a fight she's still too hurt to be in one." whispered Roses.

[IHeart]

IHeart replied to Roses, Marzgurl and Stone "Rachel found a.... AHHH!" She screamed in terror as she hid behind marzgurl in complete fear. It was a giant robot! Not a jet! It scared her way too much, it also left her to have her heart pound more than it should've. She then saw Linkara and Marzgurl go in front of her in protection. She then was gently and quickly hauled by Spoony's observant and quick pushing
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Spoony replied "Oh haha very funny Mr. comic book..... HOLY SHIT!" Spoony replied just as panicked but then he replied "No way. Starscream?! In our side?! NO WAY!" Spoony looked to Linkara and replied "Remind me to thank you later" He then turned to Marzgurl and nodded. "Come on kiddo. Say good bye to starscream" With that he quickly took her inside, he would come back out but not without his young sister/friend out of the way
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90's kid's little mature moment VERY quickly changed when he saw starcream transform "DUDE! THIS IS SO RADICAL! Starscream in the robot flesh! This is awesometacular!"
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Critic like paw and harvey simply fainted. Snob just stood with his mouth agape

[Linkara]

Ace swore "Gordon f*cking Bennet!" Once she had recovered slightly, and had disentangled herself from Linkara, who quickly rushed over to IHeart to check she was okay, Ace whistled "Okay, that is bleedin impressive. I mean, I've seen some things, but a giant transforming robot is something new.

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Linkara looked at Starscream "So, Starscream, what do you want?" He slightly pulled out his BFG.

[Pushing Up Roses]

Roses turned glancing at Paw, Critic, and Harvey lying on the ground and literaly facepalmed. She smiled glad Iheart was safer behind them for the moment. She glanced at Starscream worriedly. When Linkara asked him a question she nodded.

"Yeah. Are you here to join us or fight us?" asked Roses.

[Spoony]

Spoony came right back after eventually getting IHeart back in the house. It was a minute or two but he did it. He raised his gunblade accordingly and replied "What the others said. You with us or againest us?"
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Critic woke up and replied quickly "AH! What'd I miss what what?!" He then saw starscream again, and very quickly passed right out all over again
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90's kid backed up asking "Uh yeah man. We like need to know. Don't want to fight but don't wanna die either. Savvy?"

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The fear, and even admiration, of the humans filled the malicious robot with more pleasure than was probably healthy. It was almost worthy of an evil laugh. His red eyes grew, seeing that a few weapons had been pulled on him. Starscream better offer an explaination and be quick too. He peered down and let the lies flow.

"Sides, you say?" Starscream crooned, "It seems I have been flung into a war. A war I'm not sure I'm involved with for that matter. You know my name - did I know you? I don't remember. I don't think I remember anything."