Cute And Deadly (Teddy)

[Nostalgia Critic]

(OCC: Bad title. Shut up. Teddy/Nostalgia Critic reunion. January 27th, Afternoon. Confrontation thread)

Critic sighed. The next battle was coming this february. He was admittedly nervous. Sure they handled the previous one well but how good would it last? Surely not long. For all the man knew, people would get killed. Hell, last time many were seriously or minorly injured. They trained hard and never backed down but the war was still a harsh mistress. Critic sat in the backyard, drinking his special scotch when he normally was watching a bad movie that gave him axienty problems. He was keeping things on watch while his soilders were ordered by him to get food and some more bathroom supplies and the like. He only hoped they would be back ok

[Teddy Ruxpin]

Suddenly "Come Dream With Me Tonight" song began playing as Teddy Ruxpin walked up to him.

"Hello Mr. Critic. "I haven't forgotten your awful review of me. And then you tried to tell everyone I was alive." said Teddy.

He paused and chuckled.

"That was a mistake and now you shall pay." said Teddy in his dark voice.

He pulled out a gun and grinned at him.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Critic's heart dropped. He knew that song. How could he not? It belonged to an old enemy. He turned shocked to see Teddy back and aiming a gun at him. Fortunately, Critic had a gun of his own and he aimed right at the bear. He growled "Alright winnie the shit. It's time we settled some scores. You're not killing me and I won't let you hurt anybody else" He aimed and blasted his gun

[Teddy Ruxpin]

]Teddy just laughed dodging the gunshot.

"Having you forgotten? You can't kill me. But I can kill you. Or maybe I should go after your friends? Like The Nostalgia Chick. She looked very beautiful on your date at Starbucks. Or Ma-Ti. The guy you treated so badly. He hated you so much he nearly destroyed our entire universe. You have a habit of treating everyone badly. Casper, Ma-Ti. Film Brain, Phelous, the rest of the reviewers, and even your own guardian angel Roger. And of course me." said Teddy.

He paused and smiled again.

"Didn't Roger show you all of our lives would be better without you? Chick's a film producer, Linkara owned two comic companies, Angry Joe was president. Spoony was the Nostalgia Critic. Even Douchey had nothing to complain about. Of course I suppose Phelous died but he'd just be resurrected anyway. Time to make all of our lives better by taking you out." said Teddy.

He smiled as his eyes turned completely red and he fired gun shots at Critic.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"You stay the fuck away from Chick! And Ma-Ti!" Critic snapped, ignoring the taunts Teddy was making. He frowned though as he registered all the rude comments from the bear. He did have a point, in the past he disrespected all those said people but now it was time to let go, to change one day at a time for the better. He then responded, chuckling as if Teddy made a joke "You honestly think Roger and all those people were having good lives. We only saw one day, you never know what can happen. Chick may or may not get divorced and forced to be a single mom, Douchey maybe would eventually crawl back as a troll, Spoony maybe would get ALL my haters. It doesn't matter though, I've made mistakes in the past but it's not about me anymore"

He ran back trying to find a stronger weapon. He needed to go to Linksano's lab. Maybe there he would find something. Critic knew he was in some trouble, it was time to fight again.

[Teddy Ruxpin]

Teddy smiled and chased after him.

"Mr. Critic? Where are you? I just wanna play." said Teddy in his normal voice.

He found the doll's voice to be even creepier and only used his real voice when necessary. He smirked shaking his head.

"I guess I'll have to play with your other friends like Nostalgia Chick, Ma-Ti, and Iheart. My good friend Malachite told me how much you care about those three. And they've been through so much getting beaten up, Ma-Ti losing his memories, Chick losing her voice. I should just put them out of their misery." said Teddy, chuckling.

[Nostalgia Critic]

No. Never

Critic came out of hiding, with a special tazer invention Linksano made. He ran to the tiny bear and blasted it at full power, which would cause the entire room to burst in electricity. He cried out "Go back to hell you bearastien bastard!" He would not lose. He would not be beaten up by himself. He would take care of this. As his own man

[Teddy Ruxpin]

Teddy chuckled as the blast hit him setting his arm on fire. He rolled stopping the fire and glared at Critic.

"That wasn't very nice Mr. Critic." said Teddy.

His wound healed and his arm looked like it hadn't been hurt at alll.

"Maybe we should have a nice talk. After all last time we saw each other you were reviewing commercials and you wouldn't even review mine. First, you give me a bad review and then you wouldn't even a good review of my commercial. That was the wrong thing to do." said Teddy.

He lunges and attaches himself to Critic's chest still holding the gun while laughing maniacally.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Critic screamed. No. Not again. Teddy would not try to destroy him again. Critic fell to the floor wrestling with the bear. He had slight memories of the past times he's handled this stupid bear before. He growled "This is all because of a review?! It's just a opinion! I'm sure tons of people like you!"

[Teddy Ruxpin]

"You forget how many fans you have. If you say you don't like something people will generally go with the flow unless they really liked what you were reviewing. Of course I got tired of the family I was with anyway. But it's personal now. No one insults me and gets away with it." said Teddy Ruxpin.

He fires his gun at Critic.

[Nostalgia Critic]

"Yeah but I got some emails and letters asking to reconsider the review I made of you. You're the one who took it way out of porportion. I mean jesus, it's all a opinion, hell your opinion is probably just as wrong as my own" Critic responded as he dodged the gun. No he would not get killed. Oh god he wished someone would come on time. He then realized he had a communicator upstairs, forgotten, shit this would've been a good time to ask for help. He went to find a more lethal weapon and saw a specific tazer linksano mentioned that worked really well with IHeart. He then ran to go get it

[Teddy Ruxpin]

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"Really? People asked you to redo it? But then you still refused. Why didn't you make another review? You remember who I really am don't you?" said Teddy.

He chuckled as his eyes turned red as his voice spoke demonically.

"You're going to do that review. And then surrender to Ask That Guy's army. Or things will have to get very messy." said Teddy.

He laughed and fired at Critic again.

[Nostalgia Critic]

Critic eventually got the lazer but Teddy's gun shot at his hat, revealing his early balding. Critic yelped and once Teddy spoke demonically, Critic couldn't help but remember the past and shrieked horrfiyingly. He aimed the tazer and shot at teddy, out of pure fear and just wanting Teddy to get the hell away from him