What's going on? Am I dead?(open)

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(26th of May, Evening)

Lex thought it was all over, that he was dead but next thing he knew he found himself in a place he had never been before and standing not lying down dying.  He sighed as he tried to figure out what was going on. Lex picked a direction and started to walk. He sighed as he continued to walk.  Lex tried to figure out what was going on and where he was, as well as how he got there. The longer had passed, the more confused and surprised he was. "What's going on? Am I dead?" Lex asked no one in particular and sighed once more. He looked around himself as he tried to find someone who could explain it all to him. Lex didn't want to die, but he also didn't to be kidnapped or anything like that. If he got offered to be able to destroy Clark aka Superman and get Lois all to himself,  there was no doubt about it. In fact, Lex would forgive the one who pulled him there just for that. For the time being, he just walked around as he tried to understand it all. "Hello? Is there someone here?" Lex called out a few minutes later and sighed once more. 

[Lame R. Prick]

"Ah yes, another new one of them I suppose" Prick replied, he then saw Honest John and Jerry come with him to introduce themselves. Rolling his eyes at them, he turned to Lex with a nice, polite smile. He offered his hand to shake and replied insistently "I am Prick. Lame. R Prick and I bid you welcome to Facilier's army. If you're here to join, feel free, otherwise I will escort you to a location to a motel or something"
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Jerry the mouse looked up at all the humans with interest. Jerry did his best to climb onto Honest John, thankful the fox allowed him to. Jerry then signed to Lex Hi, I'm Jerry. Yeah, I'm a mouse but don't worry, I'm sure we can be good allies eventually
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"Oh how delightful!" Honest John replied, he then chuckled as Jerry climbed on him, allowing it mostly because it was cute. The fox also held his hand out "Honest John, at your service sir. Please do join this wonderful, splendid army. Filled with wonderful, amazing people"

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Lex turned to face someone he had never met before, as soon as he heard him speak. And then he watched the two join the first one as he looked between them and sighed to that. Lex then watched him. He was confused by them all but let it be, for now at least.  Lex watched him and then shook his hand. "Nice to meet you Prick. And thanks, I am here and will join, only in condition that I can have what I wany! Revenge on Superman and take my Lois back. Is it possible?" 

He watched the mouse closely. It took him some time until he realized what he tried to say. "Nice to meet you, Jerry. And alright then! Sounds good to me," Lex said to him and sighed. He was surprised by the way all three looked like but he said nothing about it. Lex looked around and then he looked between them and sighed.

 He shook the fox's hand. "Nice to meet you Honest John, I am Lex, Lex Luthor but you can call me simply Lex," Lex said to him and sighed. "Alright. As long as I get what I want I will definitely join! As long as we all get what we want, you have me as a team member for sure," he said to him and sighed. After that, Lex looked between them all and sighed to that.

[Bizarro/Kal Lichon]

Kal walked out hearing voices and grinned. He recognized a few faces but he hadn't gotten to talk to many people here yet. He waved to the man.

"Hello. I'm Bizarro but I go by Kal. Pleased to meet you." said Lex.

He overheard his words.

"Who's Superman? And the only Lois I know would be too young for you?" asked Kal.

He blinked in surprise as the man introduced himself as Lex Luthor.

"You're Lex Luthor? Whoa. You aged pretty good. Even got your hair back. Guess you're from a different universe than me." said Clark.

He glanced at the others seeing the fox, mouse and Prick.

"Hello." said Kal.

[Honest John]

"Oh more than possible, say the word and you work with us, you'll have whatever you wish" Prick replied then he noticed Kal and gave him a approving nod in greeting. He then replied "This lex might not be the same one from your universe, Kal. That happens all the time these days" He then noticed the others greet similarly to how he greeted.
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Honest John shook Lex's hand and replied joyfully "Oh we are definitely on the same page! We get what we want as long as we work together I like that about you!" He then tipped his hat to Kal and replied "How do you do, my new friend? Pleasure" He then replied with a chuckle "Tons of universes I was not even aware of. You learn something new everyday" He then replied to Lex "Make yourself at home, friend!"
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Jerry nodded with a smile, glad Lex understood him. He then turned to Kal and remembered him from the first day he showed up. Kal was more focused on some man by the name of Jason but Jerry knew Kal already. Still, it was nice to see him again. He signed to Kal Hi there! I remember you from the first day I was here. It has been a while. What with you being with your boyfriend and all After that teasing, Jerry squeaked in laughter, holding onto Honest John's neck for leverage

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Lex turned to look at Bizzaro as soon as he spoke and sighed to that, lost in thoughts. He listened to him lost in thoughts confused. Lex looked at them all and back at Bizzaro as he listened to him. He looked him over and sighed to that, as he continued listening to him speak, until the guy had finished speaking.  Lex looked down and back to him, as he nodded to him. It sounded rather interesting but surprising to him as well. Before the guy spoke to him, as he wavwd to him, Lex waved back at him, rather confused by that, to say the least. As he never expected that to happen, especially since they had only just met at the moment.

"Nice to meet you, Kal. I am Lex Luthor! You are Bizzaro, also known as Kal? You got two names or something like that? My name is Lex Luthor but my full name is Alexander Luthor but Lex Luthor or just Lex for short. Is that the same thing with you too? Or it is something else entirely, for you?"

He then spoke again and after that, he listened to Bizzaro and sighed. Lex looked down for a few minutes and back at him, as he sighed to that. He wondered how to explain it all to the guy. Lex had no idea which explsnation will confuse the guy more and which one would help him understand him. He looked at them all and then back at Bizarro and sighed to that.

"Superman is a so called superhero who always gets in my way. He is also known as Clark Kent or as I call him Clark annoying, pain in the butt Kent! As for Lois, well I guess we are from somewhat similiar worlds but also very different ones as well. In my world they are older but I guess in your world they are much younger than in mine, huh? Clark Kent or Superman as his alter Ego is called is married to my woman, as he is married to Lois Lane and he has no right to her. As she belongs to me and only me, but I will get her back, I know I will! He always gets in my way but never again, I assure you of that,"

Lex watched them all as he introduced him to them all. He picked up an eyebrow and sighed to that, not the kind of reaction he expected but he let it be just the same. Lex looked at the others and sighed at the guy's reaction. He was proud that his name proceeded him. Which it seemed that way to him when the guy had spoke, as he listened to him closely and sighed to that. Lex nodded at the last part, as it definitely made sense, or so he thought and believed at least, that was for sure. They were most likely from different universies as the guy knew his name and all but he didn't know him, so that definitely made sense or so he thought, at least.

"Yes, I am. You can be surprised and shocked all you want but it's true! I am Lex Luthor, in the flash as they say. I sure do look good, don't I? And yeah, I sure did, I won't lie. That is just me for you! As for my hair I got it all back again ad soon as I showed up here but I did lose it for a bit believe it or not but only after death, as soon as I was brought back to life but without magic so! Most likely, as that would definitely make sense, at least I think so. As I don't know you but you seem to know me or at least a different version of me, so most likely we are from different universies as that would definitely make sense or other wise it would make you crazy and such! So if you aren't then it makes sense to believe and assume that we re from different universes and it answers the question as to how you know of my hair and all that,"

Lex watched them all once more and sighed. He looked around and back at them, as he sighed to that. Lex sighwd shrugged as he let them talk without interrupting them at all. He then looked around himself lost in thoughts. Lex looked down for a bit as he was lost in thoughts.

He looked at Prick as he listened to him closely and sighed as he let him finish before he spoke again. Lex liked what he heard a lot. Getting what he wanted was a good enough reason for him to agree to join them, that was for sure. Lex definitely had no trouble with joining,  especially since he had a good chance of getting what he wanted, which was good enough for him. He wondered if there was a catch or not, but the longer passed the more he was that there was no catch. Lex definitely liked that possiblity, which waa why he was definitely planning to join their side, for sure.

"Well, in that case I shall join definitely. I am glad we understand each other! As long as  I get what I want you get my approval to do what you want. Plus you got me on your side that way! You give me what I want and need, you in return get what you want and need. I am officially a new member on your side! I will gladly help you stop the heroes and anyone else that is needed to be stopped. However, I get Clark Kent aka Superman and Lois Lane, plus Jimmy but the rest are all yours,"

Lex looked at them all and sighed as he listened to what  Prick said to Kal, as he looked between them. After that, he looked at them all.  Lex then looked back at the two. He then sighed as he looked down for a bit lost in thoughts once more. Lex looked at them all omce more aa he was still lost in thoughts.

He got out of his thoughts as he heard somewhat else talk, and watched the other Honrst John. The two shook hands as he spoke again. Lex sighed as he listened to him and nodded to him with respect. He looked down for a bit and back at him.

"Well, that is a good thing. As long as we are, we are definitely friends and allies! Well, that sounds good to me. You got an allie and friend in that case! Good and I like that about you too, my new friend and allie! I am glad it works that way, as it is the only way to have me as an allie to the most part,"


Lex watched  them all, as he glanced at them all. He then sighed lost in thoughts.  Lex listened to him talk to the others as he sighed once more. He then watched him ss he spoke to him once more and nodded to that. Lex planned to do just that. He had no other choice among other things.

"Thank you! I definitely shall do that," Lex said to him simply, as he sighed to that a minute later.

Lex looked at Jerry as he smiled at him. He was still confused by the way some of them looked but he just let it be. Lex had no idea how he understood him but he did, even if it took him some time to understand him. He watched him talk to Kal and sighed, as he picked up an eyebrow and laughed at that a bit.

[Bizarro/Kal Lichon]

Kal nodded and turned to Prick.

"I can see he's not. The Lex I knew was in his 20's or so." said Kal.

He turned seeing the human-sized fox and blinked in surprise.

"A talking human-sized fox. Incredible." said Kal.

He reached out to touch him on instinct and then stopped realizing the fox probably wouldn't like that and blushed.

"My apologies. I've never seen an animal like you before." said Kal.

He turned seeing Jerry signing to him and he chuckled.

"I remember you too. You caused quite a scene of your own. But Pete took you in. And you're definitely intelligent for a mouse so he clearly made the right choice." said Kal.

Kal shrugged.

"Well I was never really given a name in my world. People nicknamed me Bizarro. I just started calling myself Kal because the body I'm now in is a clone of Kal El's." said Kal.

Kal blinked in surprise.

"So Clark Kent is your enemy in your world? How fitting. He was an enemy in mine. My body is a cloned version of his. I have some of his powers but different weaknesses. Like Kryptonite strengthens me instead of weakens me." said Kal.

He chuckled as Lex mentioned Lois.

"Well, you were after his girl in your world and mine. You married Lana Lang in my world but the couple eventually broke up. Seems you preferred Lois more in your world." said Kal.

He listened to Lex's story.

"I died in my world as well before coming here. So I guess we both have resurrection stories." said Kal.

He is quiet and allows them the others to talk. When Lex mentioned going after Clark he paused.

"Chances are your Clark Kent will be the only version in this war. I don't think it's fair to hog him to yourself. Especially if other enemies from his from our worlds or others come here. Perhaps we could compromise and share him as an enemy? I'd love to have a crack at him and see how different he is from my world." said Kal.

Kal smiled as Lex agreed he'd join.

"Excellent. Welcome aboard. We don't have too many scientists here at the moment. There's Dr. Yuki Anderson and Professor James Moriarty. Our army's more focused on magic and powers I suppose. But I'm sure they'd love to meet you. And there could be others I'm not thinking of as well." said Kal.

[Gideon]

Prick nodded, satisfied Lex would join them. He then shrugged as Kal acknowledged his comments. Before then he noticed Gideon and Honest John reunite. Not exactly concerned with it, he turned to Lex and continued talking with him. Prick nodded "Deal. We're in agreement. Your enemies are yours. Our enemies are ours. I'm glad we can make this nice and simple. Welcome to the army, sir" He then nodded as Kal talked to Lex more and proceeded to just let things pass on
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Jerry was glad he was being somewhat accepted. It was better than being asked so many questions. He turned to Kal and blushed a tad as Kal brought up his mischief on the night of his arrival. Jerry signed back, admittedly humbled Yeah. Pete saved my life. I DO owe him by being his pet at least. Besides, he's a good kid. He's gonna be somebody someday I know it He then signed some more But just for the record, it's tom's fault. He always likes to chase me, I was only protecting myself He then turned to see Gideon and Honest John reunite. Which resulted in him falling to the floor. Jerry rolled his eyes before climbing up Kal's shoulder Hope you don't mind, Kal. Some idiot fox caused me to fall He signed sarcastically to Kal
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Honest John nodded to Lex before being slightly surprised as Kal touched him. Honest John shrugged it off and replied "No harm no foul just as long as you don't do it again please" He then noticed Gideon and replied "Excuse me gentlemen" He then raced, ignoring the fact he caused Jerry to fall. He replied cheerfully "Gideon! Gideon!" He then patted Gideon on the back and replied "Gideon, my old friend! What a while has it been! You've been doing well I hope?" He then pulled gideon to the house "Come in my friend, come in, there's safety for you here" He turned to the group "Apologies gentlemen but I would like to introduce my friend Gideon"
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Gideon silently walked around, feeling pretty worried about his situation. He thankfully noticed a small group but didn't pay much attention. He wanted to avoid being seen as long as he could. Without honest john, gideon didn't really feel as confident as he normally was. He then turned to hear a familar voice and he smiled with joy. He gave a quick hug before allowing John to pat him on the back. He shrugged as he was asked if he was doing well and allowed himself to be pulled to the house. He tipped his hat to the small group