Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2014 9:54:43 GMT -5
Quote: “New York’s hottest club is Twice. Don’t be thrown off when you’re greeted at the door by a rabi that looks Joaquin Phoenix. You’re in the right place. Club owner, Robert Blake, has thought of everything. Gosps, carnival barkers, groups of guys with afros in graduation caps, human fire hydrants. You know it’s that thing when high-waisted midgets, with like, the red pants.”
Name: Stefon Zolefsky
Age: 34 (I'm just gonna assume he's the same age as his actor was in 2012)
Where is this character from?: Saturday Night Live
Why did you pick him/her?: Simple. He's such a weird and lovable character that never fails to make me laugh. Oh yeah, and I'll be writing a fic with him as one of the main characters so I want to get accustomed to writing for him before I do anything else.
Personality: Stefon...is interesting to say the least. While most who are familiar with him and his antics view him as an eccentric, flamboyant and scatterbrain; he's actually quite distant and shy around new faces, unless they somehow manage to capture his interest. Until such event occurs, the man usually remains quiet, fidgety and appearing constantly on edge as if he were in the middle of an anxiety attack. Actually yes, he's in a near constant state of anxiety. There's hardly a time when he's not nervous, which could be seen as a justifiable reason for his erratic behavior.
He is a genuinely good and big-hearted person, even if he can be selfish and unnecessarily random from time to time. One moment he could be embracing you in the biggest hug ever...then the next he'll have no interest in associating with whoever he is dealing with at the present moment. Stefon has an unusual taste in interests, at least compared to most people. (As shown with his selection of clubs for Weekend Update) He's pretty nonchalant about most things that would easily summon disgust from other people or would raise eyebrows. He has a rather powerful imagination and is surprisingly intelligent-he views nothing as impossible and even holds some very peculiar beliefs, which is probably why he's so accepting of the clubs he stumbles upon. He's got a flexible lifestyle and his outer world isn't very demanding, provided he can maintain the party-going aspects of life.
Some more negative aspects of Stefon's character include how sloppy and irresponsible he can be. He lives entirely in the present moment and is a hedonist. He always runs away from his problems and hardly takes responsibility of his own actions. He can also be needy, impulsive and clingy. Stefon is also the jealous type of guy, he won't tolerate that stands in the way of the person he wants attention from.
In spite of all his flaws, Stefon as stated above is a good-natured and very loyal person. He highly values friendships and will stick to another without hesitation, unless they betray him that is, then all bets are off.
History: Stefon is (allegedly) the son of David Bowie and a woman simple known as "Ms. Stefon" by others who know him. His entire past and how he became city correspondent on Weekend Update in shrouded in mystery.
Whatever the circumstances were, he somehow landed the job despite questionable qualifications. Though he was good at his trade and very knowledgeable of the entertainment business in the New York City area, his club recommendations were rather bizzare by the usual standard, a trait that irked anchorman Seth Meyers. Stefon would appear on the show every so often to recommend a few local hot spots while trying to make advances on Seth, usually with little success.
Things were normal by his standards until he found himself in Chicago, instantly blaming a night of drugs, alcohol and partying as the reason to why he was in the Midwest to begin with.
Allies:
+Seth Meyers (Love interest/good friend)
+Derek Zoolander (Ex-Lover)
+Amy Poehler
+Anderson Cooper
+Ann Romney
+Drunk Uncle
+Jean K. Jean
+Most Weekend Update staff/guests
Enemies:
-None that we know of.
Plans: Boop.
Sample Post: Nah.
Name: Stefon Zolefsky
Age: 34 (I'm just gonna assume he's the same age as his actor was in 2012)
Where is this character from?: Saturday Night Live
Why did you pick him/her?: Simple. He's such a weird and lovable character that never fails to make me laugh. Oh yeah, and I'll be writing a fic with him as one of the main characters so I want to get accustomed to writing for him before I do anything else.
Personality: Stefon...is interesting to say the least. While most who are familiar with him and his antics view him as an eccentric, flamboyant and scatterbrain; he's actually quite distant and shy around new faces, unless they somehow manage to capture his interest. Until such event occurs, the man usually remains quiet, fidgety and appearing constantly on edge as if he were in the middle of an anxiety attack. Actually yes, he's in a near constant state of anxiety. There's hardly a time when he's not nervous, which could be seen as a justifiable reason for his erratic behavior.
He is a genuinely good and big-hearted person, even if he can be selfish and unnecessarily random from time to time. One moment he could be embracing you in the biggest hug ever...then the next he'll have no interest in associating with whoever he is dealing with at the present moment. Stefon has an unusual taste in interests, at least compared to most people. (As shown with his selection of clubs for Weekend Update) He's pretty nonchalant about most things that would easily summon disgust from other people or would raise eyebrows. He has a rather powerful imagination and is surprisingly intelligent-he views nothing as impossible and even holds some very peculiar beliefs, which is probably why he's so accepting of the clubs he stumbles upon. He's got a flexible lifestyle and his outer world isn't very demanding, provided he can maintain the party-going aspects of life.
Some more negative aspects of Stefon's character include how sloppy and irresponsible he can be. He lives entirely in the present moment and is a hedonist. He always runs away from his problems and hardly takes responsibility of his own actions. He can also be needy, impulsive and clingy. Stefon is also the jealous type of guy, he won't tolerate that stands in the way of the person he wants attention from.
In spite of all his flaws, Stefon as stated above is a good-natured and very loyal person. He highly values friendships and will stick to another without hesitation, unless they betray him that is, then all bets are off.
History: Stefon is (allegedly) the son of David Bowie and a woman simple known as "Ms. Stefon" by others who know him. His entire past and how he became city correspondent on Weekend Update in shrouded in mystery.
Whatever the circumstances were, he somehow landed the job despite questionable qualifications. Though he was good at his trade and very knowledgeable of the entertainment business in the New York City area, his club recommendations were rather bizzare by the usual standard, a trait that irked anchorman Seth Meyers. Stefon would appear on the show every so often to recommend a few local hot spots while trying to make advances on Seth, usually with little success.
Things were normal by his standards until he found himself in Chicago, instantly blaming a night of drugs, alcohol and partying as the reason to why he was in the Midwest to begin with.
Allies:
+Seth Meyers (Love interest/good friend)
+Derek Zoolander (Ex-Lover)
+Amy Poehler
+Anderson Cooper
+Ann Romney
+Drunk Uncle
+Jean K. Jean
+Most Weekend Update staff/guests
Enemies:
-None that we know of.
Plans: Boop.
Sample Post: Nah.