Deck The Halls (christmas thread for critic's army)

[Nostalgia Chick]

"Twas the morning of christmas and all through the house not a creature was..."

Chester walks in.

"Oh no. I'm hearing voices again." said Chester.

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"I'm the narrator. Now if you don't mind..."

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"Are you the snowman from Rudolph? Well you better stay outside so you don't melt. It's pretty hot in here." said Chester.

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"As I was saying twas the morning of..."

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Chester is now munching on popcorn listening to him.

"Do you go to narrator school? Or did you have to take a job?" asked Chester.

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"That's it. I've had it."

The back door swings open as Sam the Snowman walks in.

"Ahh! Killer snowmen! Sorry Frosty I didn't mean it." said Chester.

"It's Sam! You bum!" said Sam the Snowman.

Chester runs out of the room. Sam the Snowman chases after him.

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Chick sees the pair run by and rubs her eyes.

"It's too early for this." said Chick.

She sighed heading into the kitchen boiling a cup of coffee.

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Elisa, Nella, Harvey, Linksano, Roses, Goggles, Mike, Carly, Nani, Jasmine, Grimhilde, Rupert, Diablo, Mrs. Potts, Tender Heart, Rogue, Brock, Gene, Willie, Ruber, Littlefoot, Thor, Michelangelo, Diamanda, Marzgurl, Freckles, Kim, Ma-Ti, Dean, and Flower all walk or fly in. Chester and Sam The Snowman's screams and footsteps can be heard as they run around the house banging into things.

"Should we do something about that?" asked Nani.

"Oh I'm sure he'll be fine." said Roses.

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"Oh my god! Where did you get a knife?" said Chester's voice.

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"Then again maybe someone should help him." said Roses.

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Turquoise eyes were half-heartedly open as Tara stumbled through the house. "Wow, who thought it would be a good idea to get up this early?" were the words that she grumbled as she rubbed her eyes. The sound of running and clanging were enough to wake her up, and she certainly wasn't thrilled about it. A single hand lifted to the back of her head, mindlessly running her fingers through her loose locks. Her brows scrunched together, and then her eyes widened when she realized what day it was. Her hand smacked back down to her side and her worn out face brightened in a flash. "It's Christmas. It's Christmas!" Upon this realization, whatever negative feeling she had was gone. It was Christmas, how could anything go wrong? If there was one holiday where anything went right, it had to be Christmas.

Then again, it looked like things were going south, considering there was screaming and clanging. Did she hear something about a knife? A look of concern washed over her face, unsure of how to respond to it. Should she go check it out? Nah, it's probably fine, she reassured herself. Her look of concern was quickly replaced with one of joy once more. Even with the clanking around the house, she felt like a little kid again.

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Surprisingly enough, Sam had not been up earlier than everyone else that morning. The tall individual had woken to the sound of some sort of rampage going on in the house. He tumbled out of bed and arrived onto the scene. Well, it looked like he wasn't the only one up now. His head was tilted to the side slightly, trying to figure out what was going on. A knife was involved, and the house was going to be thrashed if nobody stepped in to stop what was going on. His eyebrows were lifted upwards in concern as he looked down upon the rest of the crew.

"Yeah, I think someone should be helping him if he's about to get stabbed," Sam said as though it should have been common knowledge.

[Henry V/Hal]

"CHRISTMAS!" Suddenly shouted through the halls as the majority of children started shouting that very word. Like Tara, a majority of the children were completely distracted about the fact the best holiday of the year was going on, ignoring the fact Chester was being possibly attacked. Bambi and Kiara were probably the only children confused but from the sounds of their peers, they let out a big grin for the sake of their friends happiness. While bambi went over to flower calmly, Kiara went over to Lilo and asked "Hey hawaii. What's christmas?"

"The most wonderful, awesome, amazing, terrific holiday of the year! There's presents and food and fun and good times!" Lilo said jumping up and down, she literally looked the age she was supposed to be. She ran to Nani and kept tugging her pants "Nani! Nani! It's christmas! I got you a gift that I've been hiding now it's here! Christmas is here! Can you believe it?!"

"Oh my god!" Both Darla and Pepper said in union "Christmas is here!" While Darla suddenly was shocked to hear chester's screams, Pepper made a buzzline for Freckles and hugged her sister tightly. "Merry christmas frecks!"
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"OH MY GOD! IT'S CHRISTMAS! AWESOME!" 90's kid and Linkara said in union. Suddenly they heard chester's screams and 90's kid widened his eyes. 90's Kid turned to the others and responded calmly "Hang on bros. I got him" 90's Kid got his BFG and quickly went to find chester, then there were sounds of shooting and screaming until sam the snowman began starting to beg before a loud blast was heard.

Meanwhile Linkara purred seductively and went over to marzgurl responding "Ho, ho, ho marzgurl. Merry christmas. Let's go find some mistletoe huh?" He then saw kids were around and coughed awkwardly before smiling again to marzgurl "I'm just teasing about the ho-ho-ho stuff but the mistletoe stuff is open at anytime you want"
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"Christmas? Holy crap. We haven't missed it!" Critic responded, Snob, Spoony, IHeart, Tony Stark, Hal, Angry Joe, Jane Foster, Raphael, Donny, Splinter, Magnus, Sherlock Holmes, Steve Rogers, Lottie, Morpheus and Wreck-It-Ralph came in. Critic went to immediately cheerful-mode and responded with a big smile "Alright! Finally! The best time of the year!" He went over to chick and smooched her, hugging her tightly. "Merry christmas lovely" He said

"Goggles! Where's the mistletoe!?" Spoony teased before winking at her "Couldn't help myself"

"Mistletoe? That is a medicine yes?" Hal said as he grew immediately confused, going straight for Elisa and Thor. Jane Foster laughed as she too went for elisa and thor "No hal. Mistletoe is a plant that people traditionally go under to kiss the person they like the most" Hal blushed beet red after hearing the explaination.

"Ah. Christmas. Should be really swell" Steve said, smiling widely "This I know a great deal about. Gotta love christmas even at the worst of times" He confirmed with a big grin

"Yep. Merry christmas all. Where's the eggnog, presents and amazing lights? Come on let's live it up! Tis the season to have fun! Come on!" Tony stark cheered, clapping his hands at the very sight of outside being snowing

"Holy crap! It's a white christmas too! Look outside y'all!" Lottie said, pointing outside and a majority of people immediately looked outside. Lottie went over and hugged Harvey, kissing his lips cheerfully "You're the only gift I ever needed harvey. My darling christmas angel" She said happily

"And Mike is the only christmas gift I ever wanted too" Sherlock said, going over to mike and hugging him tightly "Merry christmas my love"

"Christmas!" Joe said excitedly then he turned and grinned at the snow outside "Christmas that's snowing. Sweet!"

"Merry christmas guys" Donny said, hugging splinter, raphael and mikey in a complete circle "Family is the best part about christmas. We have each other. That's all I want" Splinter sighed happily and Raphael sniffed before hugging tighter

"Christmas huh? That time of the year already. Awesome!" Ralph finally commented with Snob nodding right beside him.

"Anyone who hates christmas automatically is someone I don't wanna be pals with. Unless it's for personal reasons, if you just don't like christmas simply because you don't like it that's when I will not agree to it. The point is I love christmas too" Magnus said with a grin, a grin that was probably the biggest he ever gave.

Morpheus laughed as Lilo got excited with nani and he silently went over to the two girls before saying "Merry christmas you two"