Heart's Content (Harvey)

[Harvey Finevoice]

Harvey chuckled remembering the Anita Blake comic he'd reviewed.

"That feels so long ago. I'm glad that wasn't permanent. Reviewing was fun but that's more of the kid's job than mine. I prefer singing." said Harvey.

He sighed when she mentioned 90's Kid reviewing the comic the week after.

"I know. Pollo should have asked me to come back again. Or got Liz to come sooner." said Harvey.

He paused as Iheart agreed with him about a king should know a way to his castle.

"And they want this guy to be their king? A guy who can't even remember the way home." said Harvey.

He paused as Iheart agreed with his statements about the princess bride joke and that at least the bodies weren't destroyed.

"Ah. So the lady of the Lake chose Arthur. I thought he pulled the sword from the stone. Guess there's too many versions of this story now." said Harvey.

He chuckled as well as she pointed out Nimue was named after her.

"Huh. I didn't think to ask either. It fits her though." said Harvey.

He grinned as the movie kept going as Arthur met a black knight.

"Oh no. It's the Black Knight! Where's Scooby Doo when you need him?" sad Harvey.

It of course wasn't that Black Knight but Harvey couldn't resist an obvious Scooby Doo joke. He grinned glancing at Iheart again.

"So why do you love this scene anyway?" asked Harvey.

[IHeart]

"I still love that review though. The ending was a great touch!" IHeart responded, very aware that the song Harvey sang was one of his favorites. He was a great singer and IHeart loved him for it as well. She nodded in agreement related to 90's kid "Yeah, either way Linkara I heard wasn't too happy that 90's kid reviewed in his place. He made pollo swear to never let him do it again. To be fair, he was being himself, which is obnoxious but still funny" She responded calmly and with a shrug.

"That's like making Dory the president of the united states. Dory can't remember her own name and having her in a power position would spell trouble" IHeart said, giggling about the stuff related to arthur's lack of knowledge about camelot.

"Disney was never known to be to the book accurate, harvey" IHeart replied with a eye-brow raised in response. A sign that she was being both sarcastic and serious. She was being far more jokey than she had in a while and she liked it. A lot.

"It does. I like the name" IHeart said in agreement related to nimue. She then giggled as Harvey made a scooby doo joke related to the black knight. And when Harvey asked her why she loved the scene, her only response was a laugh and a simple reply "Just watch. You'll see!"

As the movie progressed, arthur and the black knight came to a impass and the knight refused to move, resulting in the two fighting. Eventually the black knight got his arm cut and arthur spoke....

"Now stand aside, noble adversary"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't"
"Look you idiot"
"I've had worse"
"You lie"
"Come on ya pansy!"

As the knight said that last response, IHeart started laughing more. "That's the best part. That's why this is my favorite part"

[Harvey Finevoice]

Harvey nodded.

"Thanks. I had a lot of fun doing that. I think that was one of the first times I sang on the show." said Harvey.

Harvey smirked.

"Well he's wasn't too bad really. It's just he doesn't really fit Linkara's show. He likes stuff Linkara doesn't so he wasn't a good temporary host."

He chuckled as the topic shifted back to the movie.

"Well to be fair Dory actually remembers more by the end of the film. But a king who can't remember the way to his castle is still pretty bad." said Harvey.

Harvey paused at her mentioned Disney.

"I didn't actually mention Disney but ok. I mean Quest for Camelot had the Sword in the Stone thing too. Even Charmed had an episode on that. It's just a popular part of the myth." said Harvey.

Harvey smiled as Iheart agreed Nimue did fit. He grinned as they kept watching as the next scene played. Harvey chuckled as the scene ended.

"How can you have worse than your arm being chopped off? Never mind. Maybe I don't want to know." said Harvey.

He chuckled.

"It is pretty funny. I wonder what else this movie has to offer." said Harvey.

[IHeart]

"Well you've should've been allowed to sing more in his reviews. I mean, you got the pipes as you say!" IHeart commented. She enjoyed Harvey's review quite a lot. It was one of her honest favorites. But Linkara didn't need to know all that. He was the host after all, Harvey was simply doing a favor, even though he was obviously very good. She then nodded in understanding as Harvey also defended that 90's kid was a person who liked things that Linkara didn't. She nodded "That is also true. Linkara and 90's kid are different. The most obvious difference is that Linkara hates liefeld but 90's kid adores him" She snickered, amused with this fact.

"That is bad. Dory DID remember more, but she still had her problems, but whatever, she's a hilarious character. As for Arthur, yeah, the fact he doesn't know where he rules is not a great sign" IHeart agreed as the movie went on. She was enjoying the riffing the two were doing. It felt like old times. A time where things were simple again.

"Oh... Right!" IHeart said, pretending to facepalm but did feel a tad embarrassed as seen with her blushing "I'm used to the sword in the stone so I forgot about those. But you're right. It's a popular thing about the myths"

As the movie continued, Harvey mentioned what could you have it worse if the arm was chopped off. IHeart merely shrugged and the movie continued. She grinned as Harvey asked what the movie had to offer next. She replied "Just observe the comedy. It'll speak for itself" The black knight got his other arm chopped off then arthur retreated to pray. When it seemed to be over, the black knight just kept coming

"What are you doing?"
"Come on! I ain't done yet!"
"You are defeated brave knight"
"Oh ya had enough eh?"
"Look you stupid bastard you got no arms!"
"Yes I have!"
"What about that?"
"Just a flesh wound"

"If that was a flesh wound, then my wounds are just scrapes and we both know that's wrong" IHeart bitterly commented

[Harvey Finevoice]

Harvey grinned ath her praise.

"Thank you Iheart. But I'm happy just singing in clubs. Although ironic Linkara's sung more in reviews lately than me. And I'm a professional singer." said Harvey.

He nodded.

"Yeah. We may get on each other's nerves sometimes but he's still one of my friends. And like the younger brother, I never had. He's a better fit as an ally in fights and showing up for fun cameos. I think we all are really. It's Linkara's show. We're just there to back him up when he needs it." said Harvey.

Harvey nodded.

"Yep. And she was voiced by Ellen Degeneres so that's a bonus as well. But back to that forgetful king. At least he remembers his name. I wonder if he forgets anything else." said Harvey.

Harvey grinned as she blushed. Seeing her so flustered was quite amusing.

"It's ok. I should probably read and see more versions of the King Arthur myth anyway. The only few movie versions I've seen tend to use the stone or they don't even mention how he got Excalibur." said Harvey.

He grinned watching as the fiht continued. He chuckled with Iheart's words.

"How can he possibly continue fighting with no arms? Is he going to kick them to death?" asked Harvey.