Nerds, Singers, Scientists and Rockers

[harv]

(OCC, Baby Bop is the root of evil. That or it's HIT Entertainment, I can't remember. XD. Also, if you're wondering why he talks like that, he's muffled)

Harvey jumped as he was flattered by 90's Kid's butt. "Thish ish uncomfortable. Pleash remove your debriair from my face pleashe." He smirked however, though he akwardly patted 90's Kid on the back "No worry kid. We'll make sure that Bop doesn't get you with her blanket. Trust me."

"Yes. Totally." Linkara was trying hard not to laugh his ass off at the sight of 90's Kid looking as though the holocaust had been announced.

[90's Kid]

(OCC: .... Um I think you confused Baby bop with Dora. OH SNAP! XD)

"R-really? Promise?" 90's kid asked hugging Harvey tightly. He was off Harvey's face and next to harvey again but was hugging to protect himself. He then turned to Linkara who seemed to be holding laughter. 90's kid then screamed at the top of his lungs when Baby bop was shown again

"Dudes. I-I want the bad green female dinosaur away!" 90's kid started to tear up and hug Harvey so tightly, it may be likely the poor singer would choke.

"This way?" Baby bop asked as the TV went on "This way? Ok! Thanks! Bye-bye!" Then the demon, to 90's kid, was gone. 90's kid didn't notice, for his face was in Harvey's pretty white shirt

[Dr. Linksano/Wayne Schlumper]

Linksano sighed shaking his head. He'd remained silent letting the others do the talking until 90's Kid freaked out at seeing Baby Bop as he chuckled.

"If Barney wasn't bad enough we had to have his cousins or friends. Whatever. Don't worry 90's Kid. She's gone. She can't hurt anyone." said Linksano.

He honestly didn't have the fear 90's Kid had. On the other hand he just kind of found her annoying. They were elementary schoolers and having to play with a baby dinosaur was kind of stupid. They weren't even old enough to babysit. Then again if I had to live with a baby sister like that who never grew up despite the years and years of the show he'd probably want to spend time with his friends and had to drag her along.

"You know I just realized these kids shows have like Neverland disease or something. None of them age. Sesame Street, for example, 's been going on for 40 years and yet the characters still act like kids. And this show Baby Bop's still a baby after all these years. Well this movie's old but you get my point. Why did she need to be a baby? Linus has a blanket on Peanuts and he's more tolerable than her." said Linksano.

He sighed before continuing.

"Well before she showed up they found some egg under a bucket in a barn. And after she left they decide to go show it to their grandparents. But Barney decides to change a diaper instead leaving the kids with no proof of the egg the found. This movie's becoming more realistic than I expected it to." said Linksano.

Soon Barney was leading them through the forest to talk to an expert as they started whining about how much farther.

"Great. A road trip and... wow that was quicker than I thought." said Linksano.

He blinked as they were now walking up to Mrs. Goldfinch the local bird lady.

[90's Kid]

"Dude. Linus is the opposite of Baby bop. He's nice, likeable and way less scary" 90's kid replied as he finally got his head out of Harvey's shirt. He wiped his eyes after taking off his glasses then put them back on. He then watched the movie progress more and more to the point of what Linksano described and to the Mrs. Goldfinch scene.

"I gotta admit dudes. I actually like Mrs. Goldfinch she's nice. OK dudes, so the kids and barney are told by mrs. goldfinch that the egg they found belongs to not really a bird or something like that and it's a magical outer space egg. Which is weird even for me" 90's kid commented. He turned to his friends and replied "Guys. Did I hear right? This egg came from outer space and is magically induced to get colors before it hatches?"

[harv]

Harvey stared in shock. "B-B-B-UT HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK!!!!!? OKAY I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ATTRACT KIDS, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOODNESS SAKE!!!!! YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS HAPPENS!!!!!"

"And.... okay, this song is a little grating, for me at least. So, anyway, apparently another rainbow colour lights up the egg, and we spend 10 seconds of pure silence. 10 seconds taht could have been explained where Barney comes from. But anyway, 90's KId is right, the egg is forced to take all five colours before it hatches..... weird."

[90's Kid]

"Dudes! This is like a rainbow! That's kinda cool!" 90's kid commented before Barney, the children and mrs goldfinch accidently lose the egg which lead to a food-bike ridden by a man. The man then went to the road and left.

"Wow. Some responsible dudes. They immediately lose the egg just when they realize it's important" 90's kid responded to that scene sarcastically

Then suddenly a clip of Winnie the pooh came as the narrator "Haven't thought of anything have you?"

90's kid chuckled "That quote pretty much says how smart our heroes are"

[Linkara]

"Ah, but Pooh at least has the likeable, optomistic, cuddly side to him. And guess what, he makes mistakes, but we don't hate him for it. These kids feel like every kid from every boring cliched film. Not that I'm saying this film isn't good." Linkara hastily comforted 90's Kid (But please people, make your leads more likeable and/or smart!!"

"But, we digress."

Harvey frowned.

"This chase scene is long, so bear with us. Barney commadeers a horse with a hat. And tells it to use his imagination. I agree with Cody on this one. Horses probably imagine hay, oats, poop and females. That is probably it. And I would react more strongly if I was a horse. And they change into roman armour. Okaaaaay, this is officially where the movie loses me."

Linkara rolled his eyes "Well, at least the egg chase may be interesting. It jumps onto a parade and-"

He closed his eyes and grabbed 90's Kid as the evil Bop came on screen.

[90's Kid]

90's kid face paled at first but was immediately comforted that he was blinded by Linkara's masculine arms. 90's kid was heard mumbling from the shirt's cloth "Thanks dude"

As the film progressed the parade was increasingly showing that the egg turned up to be inside a Tuba. The children panicked loudly and barney alongside them went to retrieve it. Only to have the tuba blow, showing the children's reactions to it.

As the slow-motion came up for the children's shock and the egg falling, 90's kid popped up to say mockingly "Lets....Be....Incredibly...Slow...As....Possible"

Then the egg was safe inside a basket. 90's kid yelled angerily "Hey! Eggs don't work that way!"

[Linkara]

"Yeah, bullcrap, that egg should be a omelette by now, law of averages, a egg is fragile, it can't be thrown around everywhere like that and not at least have not one single crack or dent in it, in fact, it should be a sticky mess of eggshell and yolk by now."

Harvey grinned in amusement "Calm down kid, you seem to be blowing a fuse.