Finally, Some Action!

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((Feburary 11th. Morning. A bonding/battleing thread for Cy and Dan. Opened to the aforementioned two and any Heroes who would like to attack them.
...when in doubt for thread names, quote your character c:))


A towering mass of metal and stupid stood in the center of a clearing that was allowing him some breathing room. Cyclonus was no doubt shirking some duty of some sort in being out there. The Deception already had built so much pent up energy that he couldn't stand it - and no one back at the house would appericate him venting his little impulses. Out here, there was no one to tell him "no".

"Ah. The quiet tranquility of nature," He mused with a look of cunning, "So gentle and peaceful out here."

He was silent for a moment before the Decepticon jumped into the sky, transforming into vechile mode. Cyclonus hovered over the tree tops, causeing them to russel and loose some of their branches.

"How boreing. Let's give this place a makeover!"

With that, the helicopter cricled the small clearing, blasting out the bottoms of the trees. In only a few moments, Cyclonus had decemated a nice peace of nature's beauty. Satisfied for the time being, he ceased fireing and just cackled madly as his handiwork. Too bad there was no one around to share the fun with - not that Cyclonus saw anything wrong with talking to himself or anything

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Short bitter man was feeling bitter. As usual. It was a morning where he poured himself a glass of lactose-free milk, and rummaged through the fridge for whatever looked the best to eat. Whatever he found, Dan soon found out it was tough and tasteless. He hated it, and hadn't even bothered to see what it actually was. Quickly, 'odd cheesey smelling food substance' was added to The List and Dan was heading out to set up some sort of revenge plan. Unfortunately, Dan, being the geographically confused person he was, must have taken a wrong turn. He clearly wasn't anywhere near a grocery store.

Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, out of the corner of his eye Dan noticed a clearing. Good thing he wasn't close enough to get hit by something. When Dan decided the coast was clear, he sprinted as fast as he could towards the scene. Oh, how much he would pay to have a slave carry him around. Or have Chris as a slave. Either way, Dan wanted someone to do the walking for him. Upon arriving to the scene, Dan was panting and sweating. He looked upwards to see a helicopter. "What is giant helicopter doing around in Chicago?" Dan said with disbelief. Though, he really shouldn't have been so surprised. He'd seen hot air balloon cultists and had been in an alien aircraft. Nothing should be surprising anymore. "Hey! Up there! What are you doing?"

Dan realized his yelling may have been futile, considering that he figured a pilot was driving the helicopter. Driving, flying, whatever. All he knew was that the reasonable assumption was someone was in control of the helicopter. He didn't think it was actually a robot in disguise.

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The chopper started to turn around toward a boulder sitting in the clearing, boasting eagerly, "And for my next trick, I will take one large thing and turn into many small-"

Cyclonus' voice trialed away, feeling a disturbance in the Force. The typically unattentive Decepticon focused his hightened senses on the forest around him. Striving to hear what was below over the sound of his own rotor, he thought he picked up on a human voice.

"Huh?" He interjected absent-mindedly.

The helicopter pivoted around toward the human on the ground and lowered in closer, revealing that the cockpit was empty. Finally able to see who had called him out, Cyclonus figured he didn't need to be buzzing around anymore. Dawww...busted.

"Transform!" The Decepticon announced to the world, as he changed into robot form, falling a few yards and shaking the ground upon impact with his feet, but the fall didn't seem to bother him. He leaned up completely a peered down at the little creature with green eyes, "I just wanted to have a little fun, is all. I'm not hurting no one: well... not that I'm aware of - Ha!"

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Dan watched as the helicopter had lowered itself closer to the ground, arms crossed against his chest. Good thing he had a jacket on. Winter was not kind to him, especially outside of California. Over there, it was usually bare minimum decent weather if not sunny and hot. Even in the wintertime, it was pretty nice. The thoughts of home were discarded in an instant when he noticed there was no pilot controlling the cockpit. He raised an eyebrow, a perplexed look on his face. Maybe RC helicopters had really taken off to massive scales? Dan didn't see the appeal of it, but maybe there was some little kid playing with a giant RC helicopter. Dan dealt with a dinosaur before. The thought that it was a really excessively large toy wasn't much of a stretch to Dan.

Suddenly, 'Transform!' was the next thing Dan heard. It appeared the interjection came from the helicopter, but that didn't make much sense to him at first. Maybe there was a radio attatched or something along those lines. Then he watched in sheer awe as the helicopter went from vehicle to robot. His mouth hung agape when the robot landed. "Seriously? There's giant robots turning into vehicles around here? How is Chicago this advanced?" Dan took a moment to say this outloud to himself before addressing the robot.

"Giant machine of metal and homosapien likeness, you find demolishing the trees fun? AND you didn't invite me to this?"

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"Yeah but it's so boreing back with the humans and I got all this pent up-" The robot stopped from his whining suddenly.

Cyclonus had been counting being scolded for just going off and destorying a nice chunk of the woods that the humans would no do doubt find out about eventually. The fact that the behavior was encouraged caught him off gaurd, so much so that it took a moment to sink into his dense mainframe. A look of confusion crept over his face. The Decepticon leaned down a little bit to get a better look at the human.

"Come again?" He asked, even though he knew exactly what was said.

Not even giving the smaller creature a chance to repeat himself, the chronically reckless Decepticon followed quickly with a bout of insane laugher, "Gwahahahaa! And here I thought all you humans were hippy-dippy tree-huggers! I'll be more than happy to have a partner in crime! Sure, you can take down this forest with me - just don't get left behind."

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Dan had opened his mouth to say something rather sarcastic when asked to repeat himself, but Cyclonus didn't give him the chance. Instead, the robot seemed ecstatic. Hippy-dippy tree-huggers? Like Crunchy? Oh, how Dan absolutely hated hippies. Hippies took away his son. Well, it wasn't his biological son, but he was going to adopt him for being so much like himself. Instead, a pair of hippies took him away. Besides that, Dan strongly disagreed with hippie beliefs. He believed that violence wasn't always the answer. But most times, it was. Like blowing shops to pieces with dynamite. Dan did seem to like to blow up things that he felt had done him wrong. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have any with him. He had a lighter, sure, but that wasn't going to do him much good when he had to hunt down something in the forest to set ablaze.

"Me? A hippie tree-hugger? That's unbelievable! I hate hippies! I hate them!" Dan began yelling. "It's like the world's full of hippies, and they don't do anything useful. Luckily, I'm one of the sane ones. So, sentient machine, do you have any giant weapons I can use to demolish the trees? I've got a lighter, but I need something that can deal a little more... destruction."

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The Decepticon helicopter took a moment to think. He was pretty certian all of his weapons were permenently attached to his body. At that, how could a puny human ever hope to carry a gun was was designed for a twenty-foot monstrosity such as himself? The idea was evil-laughter-worthy. And in fact, it did get a quick snicker out of him - and to anyone who didn't know what he was thinking about, it appeared as if he was giggling at nothing (then agian, that wasn't very unusual). If Cyclonus had his Minicon with him, then he might have offered him to help the man in their mission of distruction. At a loss, the large robot strugged.

"Crap. I got nothing," He uttered.

Well, Cyclonus could always offer him a ride in vecile mode. The human would be able to fire the weapons attached to him that way. But even the insane Cyclonus was apprensive about letting anyone do that. The robot wasn't "lonely" exactly, but he would have loved to fight along someone else after years of peace amoungst the Autobots and Decepticons - even if it was just deforesting a spot.

"Actually, there's one thing you could do."

Against his better judgement - if Cyclonus was cabable of better judgement - the Decepticon jumped up into the sky and transformed back into the mode he was introduced to the human in. The helicopter lowered down and floated a foot or so above the ground.

Opening the cockpit door, the mad Decepticon commented, "Does this work for you?"

((writing this, I remembered that Cy lacks landing gear XD))

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At first, Dan was utterly disappointed in hearing that Cyclonus didn't have any weapons for him. Dan should have expected it, seeing as how the robot was huge in comparison to the already short man. Heck, he was huge in comparison to Chris! How would he have a weapon that would be small enough for Dan? A bitter frown was extremely obvious on his face, until he heard that Cyclonus might actually have something for him to do. Intrigued, Dan kept his bitter frown but raised an eyebrow. His arms were stuck crossed against his chest, watching the robot transform from robot to vehicle. Dan was a bit wary of jumping into the cockpit, remembering how he was stuck in a helicopter crash.

But once he thought about demolishing forests would be revenge towards the hippies, a childish grin crossed his face. "That definitely works for me!" Dan shouted loudly. Then again, when wasn't he shouting or being loud? He jumped into the cockpit and shut the door, momentarily forgetting that this was a robot that was probably perfectly capable on shutting it's own door. He laughed in triumph, and then he looked over the controls.

Now he had to figure out how the controls worked.

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The helicopter began to rise up higher into the air, over the treetops. He was looking for a yet undecimated spot in the woods. It didn't occur once in his mind that he might have been up too high and easily able to have been spotted by either enemy or pedestiran. But what did that matter when there was sweet choas to unleash? He began to turn slowly in the direction of an untouched patch of green. Daw. Too bad he didn't have any moving tragets to practice on. Remembering in that instant that he had a passanger he jerked rather hastily toward the new area.

"Yeah. Sure. Just let me do the piloting, okay? Because if you make me crash, trust me, I'll make sure it hurts you more than it hurts me!"

Maybe this was a bad idea. Cyclonus wasn't entirely clear on how it would work out himself; this being his first (willing) passanger ever. Hopefully it wouldn't go as well as any of the times he was put in charge of others - most of the time they ended up dead. Then he remembered, he NEVER had bad ideas. Nearly getting killed by Unicron; that totally wasn't his bad.

((...maybe heroes can start showing up now? :O))

[Anna Raven/Rogue]

Rogue flew out to a clearing enjoying herself. She hadn't gotten a chance to fly much since coming here. And she enjoyed the feeling of flying. She turned seeing a helicopter firing at the area around her. Great. Trouble. She tapped her communicator.

"Some nutjob in a helicopter's attacking the forest. I think I can handle this myself. But just thought you guys should know just in case he's not the only one here." said Rogue.

Ended the communication she flew at the helicopter not aware it was a living robot believing the pilot was the one causing the destruction with a gun or something. But as she got closer she was surprised guns were attached outside to the helicopter.

"What kind of helicopter has guns attached to it? Must be one of the mad scientists's inventions who work for Ask That Guy. Well no problem. I can still take that helicopter down." said Rogue.

She flew at it ready to pound it to scrap metal.

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Kim Possible heard the page rushing off to the clearing having gotten some gadgets from Dr. Tease, Stone, and the others still not used to using a sword. But a laser gun would be more handy. She arrived at the clearing in record time seeing the helicopter firing around as Rogue was flying at it.

"Guess I can't get up there. But maybe this can." said Kim.

She pulled out a laser gun and started firing at the helicopter.

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"Fiiine, I won't do any of the moving."

The short human looked around for the perfect place to demolish. Cyclonus had found a patch of green to destroy for him. A sinister grin creeped along his face as he looked down at it, ready to push a button that looked as if it could be used as a weapon. Just before his finger hit it, however, something caught his lime green eye. Dan groaned and looked out the cockpit window. That's when he saw a woman. A flying woman. "What the fu- Hey! You need to go away, do you understand me lady? I'm not afraid to hit women! Especially flying ones!"

Dan proceeded to hit the aforementioned button, unaware of the other woman firing lasers at the odd duo. Though he'd probably find out about her soon.

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Suddenly catching something in his line of sight, the chopper halted. Cyclonus flew backwards as he saw a little bird or something coming at him. Only it wasn't a bird: it was a human. Last time Cyclonus learn't, humans weren't supposed to fly. All he could think to do on the spot was veer down to avoid the anomoly. A stray lazer beam shot out from the front of the helicopter and he jerked away. Keeping his front fixated on the superhuman being, Cyclonus quipped:

"Fucking humans - how do they work?!"

While his attention was all but completey preoccupied, he felt a sudden pang of pain eminated up from his tail. The flying machine wobbled for a moment, trying to regain control of himself. A string of lazer fire involentarily shot out from the front of the helicopter as his little passanger decided to go ahead and let loose on the magical, flying lady. Not that he wouldn't have done it for himself, by the Decepticon found himself mildly annoyed now that he was being shot at from behind. Cyclonus began to turn around, his attention brought away from Rouge for the moment.

"Okay, jackass. You're next!"