Bring in the Clowns!

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((February 3rd. Nighttime. Introduction thread for any new Heroes))

The quiet of the early morning was suddenly broken by two voices raising up from the dark. The rather shrill squabbling could have been put off by most as just another domestic despute. It was so early in the morning that no one was on the streets, save the two idiots in question. Toot had been wondering the streets for a while then, looking for the place she assumed she was supposed to stay. The house of the Critic didn't look all that different at night when everyone was supposed to be asleep, so the pudgy girl walked past it. She didn't get far until she was jumped by a rusty-colored robot weilding a butter knife. Roberto was gonna loose it if he didn't shank someone and Toot was lucky enough to stroll down his alley. But what the insane bot didn't count on the firey 1920's toon and her temper.

"Hold still, you cow; I'ma cut you up into little bits and then-"

A bottle of Jack Daniels shattered over the crazy robot's head before he could explain exactly what he had in mind. The girl's pale hands snatched Roberto's wrists and before he was aware what was going on, he found that Toot had pinned him against a wall in the alley. The orange robot let out a shrill yelp as he looked into Toot's furious fat face.

"What did you just call me, you bug-eyed tuna can?!" Toot snapped, getting up in the psycho's grill.

Luckily for tweedle dee and tweedle cellulite, they were but one house down from the Critic's home, where they could be dragged in, kiss and make up.

((I usually hate RPing with myself but... the Roberto/Toot fight needed to be written XD))

[90's Kid]

(OCC: I just read the title and just HAD to make 90's kid be the first to see these guys)

"Whoa"

90's kid was ordered by linkara to take a walk in order to calm down from a rather hard video game he played. 90's kid was cold and bored so the short woman and the rather angry robot was entertainment in it's own right. 90's kid couldn't help but then notice the woman, sure she was chubby but something about her looks and anger caused 90's kid to freak out. She was actually kinda frighting. She looked like she was going to really hurt the robot.

Feeling noble, 90's kid ran over and went between the two. He replied randomly "Peace dudes! Like, where's the love in this world?!"
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Alongside 90's kid was Cinema Snob. Cinema Snob and linkara agreed 90's kid shouldn't be left alone at night and went along with him. He then saw 90's kid go between a arguing woman and a angry robot. He then heard 90's kid shout and cinema snob ran over, worried they would attack him. Hefacepalmed then replied to the other two "Sorry about my friend"

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Rachel yawned and woke up , her green eyes wasn't clear beacuse she heard a noises and saw a robot , a pudgy girl , 90's Kid and Cinema Snob , Rachel wasn't clear now and said pointing at the robot and the girl and she said in sleepy voice :"Guys who are the new people? I think they would fit in here really well." Rachel said as she opened her eyes , her beautiful green eyes and the spoiled woman sighed.

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The Nordic adolescent had been walking through the night aimlessly, still quite confused to where he actually was. "It's definetly not home." He thought as he walked, his pet auk Mr. Puffin perched atop of his head. "But I got to find a way back." Iceland's thoughts then drifted to the thought of the other Nordics, they were probably worried sick for him. After all, he was the baby among the Northern European nations, but he was an adult now. (Or at least he thought of himself as one.) He could take care of himself, it wasn't like he wasn't a baby or a child anymore.

"Oi, Ice do ya still have any idea where were going?" Mr. Puffin spoke up in his deep Italian mobster accent as he peered down at his master. "I'm gettin' bored ya know?" The silver haired teen just rolled his violet eyes at his pet. "Your asking like I know where we are." He replied with only some emotion of irritation as he continued to walk. However, before he could get much further he heard loud noises coming from a nearby house. "Hmm?" He glared at the house, debating whether to check it out or not. It wasn't his business, and he really could care less, but something just wanted to make him check it out, and Mr. Puffin would've kept bothering him about it.

"Yo, let's check it out!' He exclaimed as he flew off of Iceland's head and towards a window. He then sighed. "Oh, alright. But just to see what's going on. Then we'll leave." The Nordic youth told the bird, before joining him by the window to peek inside. Only to find a fight was going on inside. Vá.."


(ooc: Feel free to notice him.)

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Rachel saw Iceland and waved to the teen and asked him :"Are you Spain 's friend I'm Rachel and who are you?" Rachel asked the Nordic teen as a smile came from her lips her green eyes looked at him . Rach was happy to meet new allies on her side. "Welcome to Nostalgia 's Critic army , I hope you will stay ." The spoiled woman said happily.

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Toot took a step back and let the looney go. She scowled at the boy who clearly wasn't aware what decade it was (like she was one to talk). The chubby girl still had the neck of the broken bottle in her hand. Toot was looking far more intimidating than the convicted criminal sociopath at the moment.


Speaking of Roberto, he took his chance to side step the woman and get out of her range. The russet stabbing bot stood rigidly, still clutching the pathetic butter knife for dear life. So many people - which one should he stab first?


"What gives, pal?" Toot barked, "He was getting what was coming to him!"

The black-and-white toon looked at the lady who just appeared.

"New people, huh? So this must be the place I was looking for. I don't see why I just didn't get a map!" Toot mused, figuring that she was referring to where the reality show characters where supposed to live, still entirely convinced this whole thing was some plot by the Producer.


Metal pattering came in from up the street. It was the video camera Decepticon, Broadcast. The red lens of the Decepticon was rather dull. Broadcast stopped near the door, upon spotting what looked like a new influx of new soilders. Hmm... A little hum sounded as Broadcast zoomed in on them.

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Rachel then turned her head from the Nordic teen to a metal weasel and a stabby robot! Boy Rachel was freaked a little bit but then she smiled nervously and sighed as her green eyes looked at the chubby girl who was black and white and the spoiled woman said :"Well that 's the place you talked about ." Rachel tried to cover that the Critic 's army in a war to Toot "Welcome to Critic 's ar- I mean show! Yeah a reality show I'm Rachel one of the players in the show so I hope you will stay." Still Rach tried to cover that Critic 's army is in a war instead of reality show . Rach was emmbarrsed.

[Littlefoot]

Kim Possible found herself wandering the streets of Chicago. She noticed a group of people and a robot as she approached them. She didn't know how she'd got here. She hadn't been on a mission. She'd gone to bed like usual last night and suddenly she was here.

"Hey. I'm Kim Possible. I don't know how I got here. I went to bed in my home in Middleton and I ended up here. You guys have a phone I could use." said Kim.

She'd tried her communicator before but it wasn't working. She could just call her parents to come get her or Ron. Or hitch a ride from one of the people who she's helped before.

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A few feet away a young dinosaur approached the group amazed at the area and the strange people and robots. It was nothing like he'd ever seen before. He figured he must be dreaming so he might as well enjoy it. Cera and the others would never believe this. They probably would think he was making this up when he told them.

"Hello. I'm Littlefoot." said Littlefoot.

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Marzgurl walked out joining the group smiling at the new members as she spotted Littlefoot. Another kid they would have to look out for. Why was this device pulling kids into this war? They shouldn't be here. She did care for the younger members of the army and felt like they'd be safer back in their worlds than here. She smiled at Iceland, Toot, Broadcast, Littlefoot, and Kim Possible. Oblviious to Toot thinking this was a reality show she introduced herself.

"Hello. I'm Marzgurl. Welcome to the army." said Marzgurl.

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"Wait, what?"

Iceland didn't know what exactly was happening. First, some random woman approached him and asked him if he knew Spain and where to join the Nostalgia Critic's army. "Who?" he found himself questioning, before he received a not so welcoming glare from Toots. Then finally a few more newcomers and someone else had welcomed him to their army.

He shook his head, causing Mr. Puffin to fly off it. He had to do his best to keep his calm and try to figure out the current situation. "Wait, what an army?" He asked confused. "Hey, what's dis army business about?" Puffin spoke up as he landed back on Iceland's head.

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Rachel 's green eyes saw Toot then she saw another woman but teenager and dinosuar and she waved at them and she said :"Welcome to Nostalgia 's Critic army , I'm Rachel." Rachel interdouced herself and then she saw the Nordic teen and embarssed smile came from her lips as her eyes looked at him and she walked closley to him and she said in a whisper :"This army is led by Critic who have an enemey called AskThatGuy who have his army and soon it will have another army of villains ." Rachel said as she held her palms of her hands and murmured :"Please don't yell at me , I am just curious meeting new people ." The spoiled woman murmured and then she saw Iceland 's puffin and she said :"This puffin is so cute." Rach said in her sweet voice and she turned her head to the others.

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Mr. Puffin's cold black eyes peered at Rachel with cold black eyes before glaring back down at the silver haired adolescent. "See, at least she thinks I'm cute, how come ya don't eva call me cute?" The Arctic bird asked his master. In response, Iceland just ignored him and focused his span back at the woman and the others, trying to make sense of the bigger task at hand.

Violet eyes blinked back at the woman. "No miss, I wasn't going to yell at you. But, an army is there a war going on?" Iceland asked, mind still boggling with questions. "And where exactly am I?' He asked, walking closer over to them straightening his bow tie and dress shirt.

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"There is a war here between our army the Nostalgia 's Critc and his enemy AskThatGuy and soon another group of villians." Rachel said to Iceland as her green eyes looked at him and she smiled and the spoiled woman said :"You're in Chicago , in the army of Nostalgia Critc , he is our leader." Rach said. The spoiled woman smiled to the teen

[90's Kid]

"Whoa! More people!" 90's kid replied as many other people came by to be welcomed. 90's kid then returned his attention and replied to Toots "I know babe but I was like, trying to settle the conflict. At least that's what I think I'm doin'" He then nodded "Yep all! You're in the critic's army area. Welcome my fellow dudes and dudettes" He then saw rachel and gulped but turned his attention to everyone else again "Welcome!"
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"90's kid. Do me a favor. Keep your voice freakin' down!" Snob replied impatiently. He then went over to Kim possible and Marzgurl, snob smiled to marzgurl glad for her here besides 90's kid. Snob then responded to Kim "Yeah we have phones but I'm not sure you'll be able to call your dimension. Really sorry to be not really helpful, you're welcome to stay anyway though. We're really working on it"

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Rachel saw 90 's Kid and blushed as her cheeks were rosey red and her green eyes looked at him and the spoiled woman wondered why he gulped when he saw her , maybe he loved her but he didn't know how?

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Toot pursed her lips. There seemed to be a little confusion amoungst the housemates on what exactly the theme of this stupid reality show was. Or they were trying to hide something from her. Hm. What exactly what the goal of this whole thing, anyway? The 20's toon immedately became suspicious of the others, thinking they somehow had something against her. But, the black-and-white girl hid her ill feelings. Toot took a more feminine position, although still holding the sharp broken neck of the bottle.

"So, anyway. My name's Toot and I guess I'll be living with you guys. Hehe," Toot piped up in a small, sickeningly sweet tone.


Roberto started flipping his knife in his hand impatiently. Were these guys going to talk, or were they going to be stabbed? For the time at least, his wits told him that he shouldn't go whipping his knife out at everyone so he could paint on the sidewalk with their blood. The pudgy girl had gotten the better of him this time and he would lay low until he got another chance to make good on his malicious cravings. The orangey robot looked behind his shoulder at the Critic's house.

"Hey, nice house here," Roberto commented bitterly, "Looks like you got a pest problem though."

This time, the psycho robot wasn't seeing things, the was referring to the longneck and the tiny weasel Decepticon.