Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2012 9:25:38 GMT -5
“Death to all humans!”
Name: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Age: Undeterminable
Where is this character from? Futurama (TV series)
Why did you pick him/her?: Well, duh – Bender is great!
Personality:
The simplest term to describe Bender is “immoral”. He is a kleptomaniac, pathogenic lair, alcoholic, womanizer, con artist, narcissist, and often lacks the ability to show any empathy. His general demeanor would be like what many humans consider to be drunk. Although, this isn’t technically true, since alcohol is his energy source (in fact, lack of alcohol leads him in a state that can also be described as intoxication). His talents include stealing and bending. He also smokes cigars because it makes him look cool. Bender takes pride in his criminal record and gets defensive if anyone challenges his greatness. He’s known to go to great lengths to be better than everyone, especially if it involves vice. Though half the time, he doesn’t feel it’s necessary to bother to prove his awesomeness – he’s just that good. Bender also has a dislike for humans, or “meat bags” as he likes to call them.
While rare, Bender is capable of acts of genuine kindness. There is also a very small list of humans on his non-kill list. He is capable of viewing others as friends, although it doesn’t keep him from frequently taking advantage of them. His redeeming qualities close to never surface but do exist. Bender probably isn’t as evil as he likes to think himself to be.
History:
Bender is a defective bending unit created by Mom’s Friendly Robot Co. to aid in the construction of suicide booths. He has no backup to restore into a new body in the event of his destruction (thus, making him mortal in robot terms) but was approved anyway. Later he became friends with a human, Philip J. Fry, who also shares an apartment with him, and got a new job as Planet Express, a delivery company. Although faced with many adventures, dangers, suicide attempts and emotional dramas, they all do little to keep the robot from his criminal pleasures.
Bender firmly believes that nothing ever will change him, not even when he accepted to help Ask ThatGuy in his malicious plans (it just sounded like so much fun) against the Critic. As long as there’s booze and he gets to break things, Bender promises undying loyalty to the human – undying loyalty that will no doubt waver at the slightest temptation.
Allies:
Ask ThatGuy
His Fellow Cronies
Fry (as far as he knows)
Enemies:
The Nostalgia Critic
Anyone he deems as “chumps”
Plans:
I imagine Bender flip-flopping between sides, easily being swayed bybooze whoever tells him they have the sweeter deal
I’d also love totorture him with see other Futurama characters here – especially Fry…and especially if Fry happened to be on the NC’s side C:<
Sample Post:
“Hey, meat-bags!” Erupted a nosy voice from the door.
Bender entered the room, much to the annoyance of several other villainous recruits.
“I’ve got a bone to pick with someone. Aren’t there any other robots around here?” He snapped bitterly, “I’ve been all around – trying to find the booze – and I haven’t seen one. It sucks. There’s too many humans here!”
The robot turned and folded his arms like a child with a temper tantrum. The frustration stemmed from the fact that most of the alcohol had been cleaned out (mainly by himself) and he hadn’t gotten his fix recently enough. He needed something to complain about as there were only so many ways he could say the beer was gone. Actually, once he thought of it, he had a perfectly valid reason to be pissed off. Seriously, they couldn’t expect him to tolerate fleshy, sweaty humans all the time could they? Of course not! What about Bender? There was no way he was going to hang out with a human (except one) – hence, he spent his time mostly alone. As his drink-deprived processors went over it, he came upon the most logical conclusion:
“You have something against robots, don’t you?! I see how it is! Fine!” He crowed again, hoping to get a reaction, “I’m out of here. This time, I’m not coming back! You’ll miss me!”
Bender stomped toward the door he’d knocked open. The robot only disappeared from the room for a few moments before his head peered back in, looking to see if anyone cared. He just wanted to make sure that the loss of his awesomeness was regretted (which it wasn’t).
“Hey, I’m leaving now,” He added as a footnote before scooting back out of view.
Unable to contain himself, he reached an arm back into the room and snatched a lamp from the table by the door. Bender fled the house, giggling to himself like he tended to do after he nicked something. Once he was outside, he was struck by a hallow feeling. After only a short time of trudging the street aimlessly, he tossed the lamp aside, no longer amused by the stolen item. Eventually he stopped and stared foreword.
“This is annoying!” He grumbled, holding back the emotion in his voice, “I didn’t think I’d miss Fry so much – or maybe I just need a drink. Yeah, that’s probably it.”
With that, he turned and headed right back.
Name: Bender Bending Rodriguez
Age: Undeterminable
Where is this character from? Futurama (TV series)
Why did you pick him/her?: Well, duh – Bender is great!
Personality:
The simplest term to describe Bender is “immoral”. He is a kleptomaniac, pathogenic lair, alcoholic, womanizer, con artist, narcissist, and often lacks the ability to show any empathy. His general demeanor would be like what many humans consider to be drunk. Although, this isn’t technically true, since alcohol is his energy source (in fact, lack of alcohol leads him in a state that can also be described as intoxication). His talents include stealing and bending. He also smokes cigars because it makes him look cool. Bender takes pride in his criminal record and gets defensive if anyone challenges his greatness. He’s known to go to great lengths to be better than everyone, especially if it involves vice. Though half the time, he doesn’t feel it’s necessary to bother to prove his awesomeness – he’s just that good. Bender also has a dislike for humans, or “meat bags” as he likes to call them.
While rare, Bender is capable of acts of genuine kindness. There is also a very small list of humans on his non-kill list. He is capable of viewing others as friends, although it doesn’t keep him from frequently taking advantage of them. His redeeming qualities close to never surface but do exist. Bender probably isn’t as evil as he likes to think himself to be.
History:
Bender is a defective bending unit created by Mom’s Friendly Robot Co. to aid in the construction of suicide booths. He has no backup to restore into a new body in the event of his destruction (thus, making him mortal in robot terms) but was approved anyway. Later he became friends with a human, Philip J. Fry, who also shares an apartment with him, and got a new job as Planet Express, a delivery company. Although faced with many adventures, dangers, suicide attempts and emotional dramas, they all do little to keep the robot from his criminal pleasures.
Bender firmly believes that nothing ever will change him, not even when he accepted to help Ask ThatGuy in his malicious plans (it just sounded like so much fun) against the Critic. As long as there’s booze and he gets to break things, Bender promises undying loyalty to the human – undying loyalty that will no doubt waver at the slightest temptation.
Allies:
Ask ThatGuy
His Fellow Cronies
Fry (as far as he knows)
Enemies:
The Nostalgia Critic
Anyone he deems as “chumps”
Plans:
I imagine Bender flip-flopping between sides, easily being swayed by
I’d also love to
Sample Post:
“Hey, meat-bags!” Erupted a nosy voice from the door.
Bender entered the room, much to the annoyance of several other villainous recruits.
“I’ve got a bone to pick with someone. Aren’t there any other robots around here?” He snapped bitterly, “I’ve been all around – trying to find the booze – and I haven’t seen one. It sucks. There’s too many humans here!”
The robot turned and folded his arms like a child with a temper tantrum. The frustration stemmed from the fact that most of the alcohol had been cleaned out (mainly by himself) and he hadn’t gotten his fix recently enough. He needed something to complain about as there were only so many ways he could say the beer was gone. Actually, once he thought of it, he had a perfectly valid reason to be pissed off. Seriously, they couldn’t expect him to tolerate fleshy, sweaty humans all the time could they? Of course not! What about Bender? There was no way he was going to hang out with a human (except one) – hence, he spent his time mostly alone. As his drink-deprived processors went over it, he came upon the most logical conclusion:
“You have something against robots, don’t you?! I see how it is! Fine!” He crowed again, hoping to get a reaction, “I’m out of here. This time, I’m not coming back! You’ll miss me!”
Bender stomped toward the door he’d knocked open. The robot only disappeared from the room for a few moments before his head peered back in, looking to see if anyone cared. He just wanted to make sure that the loss of his awesomeness was regretted (which it wasn’t).
“Hey, I’m leaving now,” He added as a footnote before scooting back out of view.
Unable to contain himself, he reached an arm back into the room and snatched a lamp from the table by the door. Bender fled the house, giggling to himself like he tended to do after he nicked something. Once he was outside, he was struck by a hallow feeling. After only a short time of trudging the street aimlessly, he tossed the lamp aside, no longer amused by the stolen item. Eventually he stopped and stared foreword.
“This is annoying!” He grumbled, holding back the emotion in his voice, “I didn’t think I’d miss Fry so much – or maybe I just need a drink. Yeah, that’s probably it.”
With that, he turned and headed right back.