Didn't Hear You Come In

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

](January 1st. Mid Morning. Open to everyone on Ask That Guy's side.)

Dark Nella walked into the basement grabbing a beer. She took a swig. Despite the urge to just kill everyone, Ask That Guy had returned her to this body and she felt like she owed him. So she'd stay with him at least for now. At least this way she'd have fun tortuing Nostalgia Chick and her pals. She found a seat and then heard a voice.

"What is the meaning of life?" said the voice.

"Who said that?" asked Dark Nella.

"I did. I ask questions to Ask That Guy for him to answer." said the voice.

"Well he's not here. And I'm not asking any questions. So go away." said Dark Nella.

"Well that was rude. Fine. I'm out of here." said the voice.

She suddenly hears the door slam as she wonders how a voice could do that. She shakes her head and takes another swig of the beer.

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Rita Repulsa walks down admiring the decor. It wasn't the palace she was used to but it had its own charms. She grabbed a bottle of wine pouring herself a glass. She wondered where Lord Zedd and the others are. Perhaps they'd be pulled in by that machine as well. She took a sip taking a seat in the room. She spotted Dark Nella and smiled. That girl radiated power. If they had been in her dimension she would have sent her after the Power Rangers but as of now they were just stuck here.

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Pinocchio came downstairs spotting the group. He saw a beer bottle and memories of Pleasure Island returned to him of how Lampwick became a donkey and how he nearly did too. He turned and grabbed a soda instead before glancing at the two women. They looked pretty scary and evil.

"Could I have chosen the wrong side after all?" thought Pinocchio.

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Dr. Smith walked in spying the group taking a glass of wine before finding a seat. He'd been up all night talking with Dr. Insano discusing evil plans and later talked with Myotismon. He had tried to study the vampire digimon but Myotismon refused and had gone to bed. He knew he wouldn't be around until tomorrow night anyway so he focused his attention back on the group. He took a sip just watching the group. The boy seemed to be the odd one out of the group so far. He reminded him of Will Robinson.

"He must be very naive or very stupid. Probably both. I wonder who else will join our little group." thought Dr. Smith.

[Ask Thatguy]

"Oh bonjour! Didn't hear you all come in" Ask Thatguy said calmly as usual. While the narrator's disappearance didn't bother him any, he was only concerned about his new allies. He saw that Dr. Facilier and Dr. Insano were upstairs and arguing with each other for the moment so he would talk to these four instead

"Now I know what you're all thinking. What can I possibly offer you? For some I offer the chance to freedom and return of home. I am deeply appalled that the nostalgia critic took you from your homes and swear to return you" Ask Thatguy's tone sounded very sincere although in the back of his head he enjoyed the fact that they didn't know of his big scheme. Well except Maleficent, but she would be dealt with sometime later.

"For others it's for a chance to get rid of the people that harmed you and simply take revenge. These people have caused us harm and I was simply goddamn tired of it. So I am only fighting to bring us one thing: Revolution" Ask Thatguy gave a devious smile then and looked at his followers to see what they thought. He especially looked at Pinnochio, the boy to him at least was promising since he was on his side. Not to mention quite goodlooking for a ten year old boy

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

Dark Nella took another swig watching as the group arrived, even Ask That Guy showed up. She listened to him talk as she nodded. She spotted the boy wondering what he was promised. The poor boy probably just wanted to go home. Well maybe he'd prove useful eventually.

"Yes. Revenge. And when do we attack? If we surprise them quickly we can defeat them before they assemble a strong army. After all there's a lot of powerful he... allies they could get that would drag this out into a long war." said Dark Nella.

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"How about we attack with a legion of spiders?" asked Dr. Smith.

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"Spiders? Are you kidding?" asked Rita.

She laughed before turning the rest of the group. Dr. Smith seemed like a nut. She wished Finster was here. He'd be able to help her make some potions and monsters.

"She's right. We need to strike hard and fast." said Rita.

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Pinocchio listened to them talk and he agreed. Why prolong this out when they could attack the base. Then send everyone back home and lock up Nostalgia Critic and anyone else left on his side. He'd seen a couple scientists here. He was sure they could build a trap or something to hold him. He smiled trying to be polite as he noticed everyone staring at him.

"But how will we do that? Wouldn't they be expecting an attack?" asked Pinocchio.

[Ask Thatguy]

Ask Thatguy smiled deviously to Dark Nella first ignoring Dr. Smith and Rita for the moment. She indeed had a good point but luckly he knew she was going to ask that so he replied off-handley "We will attack in a week. Only because they are probably planning what to do right now and probably are still working on stradegy. If I know Critic, he will think everything is set by the end of the week then we shall have our vengence"

Then to Pinnochio, Ask Thatguy roughly but kindly patted the boy's head along with giving him his normal creepy perverted look "Oh my dear boy you don't worry about that. I will figure out our weapons with Dark Nella and Dr. Insano" Then he looked to Dr. Smith and replied only to make the scientist feel good "We shall use spiders for torturing some other time my dear fellow"

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

Dark Nella nodded accepting the answer. She'd prefer to attack right away but a week wouldn't hurt. When she heard about weapons planning she smirked. She hadn't used weapons before. She'd only killed with her own power. Perhaps it would be more fun to use one of these Earth weapons. Well with Dr. Insano and Dr. Smith around she hoped they would be more useflu than just an ordinary gun. She resumed drinking her beer for now.

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Pinocchio nodded accepting the answer. Ask That Guy patted him on the head, and then gave him an odd look. It made him a bit nervous. He resisted the urge to bolt from the room not wanting to look like a coward. So far he was the only child on this side. He did hope others would show up. It would be nice to have someone to play with while he was here.

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Dr. Smith frowned at Rita's laughter but hearing Ask That Guy he smiled.

"At least someone appreciates the use of spiders. thought Dr. Smith

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Rita sighed taking a seat. So they'd wait a week. Well by then they'd have the perfect plan to crush them. And there were no Power Rangers here. Get rid of these annoying pests and the world would be theirs for the taking. She should have thought of this years ago. Take Zedd and her army to a dimension without superheroes. What was so great about the Earth from her universe anyway? But still she could always conquer that Earth after this one. And by then she'd have her old army with Zeddy in addition to her new alliance. Both Earths would fall to their power.

[Ask Thatguy]

"Now I know what you're probably thinking now. What shall we do to pass the time? Simply come up with all our specific ideas on what we prefer to do to torture our enemies. Anyone have a very disturbing idea they would like to share feel free!" Ask Thatguy's expressions and tone were completely opposite of each other. While his face and expressions were disturbed and lustful, his voice was nice and cheerful
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"My friends can be a great use to you Ask Thatguy" Facilier came into the bar and tipped his hat to the others "They are powerful and have the ability to beat the living life outta them" Facilier grinned darkly, he couldn't wait to see what powers he had again. He wanted to use them on those fools with the critic. However the boy being among them stroke a confused look "What's the boy doin' here?"

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

"Dr. Insano and I will keep working on our inventions and weapons. We've already come up with some great ideas." said Dr. Insano.

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"And I can create monsters out of anything along with my basic spells. Like this." said Rita.

Rita waved her had freezing Pinnochio in place. She had heard Dr. Facilier's question and wanted an answer herself.

"The little boy won't hear a thing. He seems too much like a hero to me. He's bound to be find out and try to join the Critic's side." said Rita.

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Dark Nella was impressed by the display of magic. Perhaps this witch wasn't as useless as s he appeared.

"She's right. We need to know whatever you told him. Although whatever lies or promises you told him he's going to figure it out eventually. It's only a matter of time before he tries to turn on us." said Dark Nella.

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"Well if it comes to it I can always put a spell on him. Make him forget we're the bad guys, or even turn him evil." said Rita.

She left out the part the last few people she'd turned evil had turned against her. They didn't need to know that. Besides without Zordon and the Power Rangers they wouldn't know he was under a spell.

[Ask Thatguy]

"Oh great work Rita. I agree this boy may know too much. So I volunteer to be his guardian if you will. Believe me it's a harder job then it sounds" He chuckled darkly at that. Ask Thatguy hated the fact this boy was good, maybe he could teach him otherwise "As for what I told him, I simply told him that the dear critic is insane and planning to take over this world while we are actually" He chuckled again, the poor boy. He was so stupid
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"That's it? No offense boss but that's really simple" Dr. Facilier commented sitting next to Dark Nella. He was glad the kid was on their side, they needed more forces but this was a little too naive to Facilier's liking
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"Fool! You clearly don't get that children can be so stupid compared to us adults!" Insano shouted as he ran to the bar in a dramatic fashion. Insano then nodded to Dr. Smith in a friendly manner before going off again "Luckly the magic and logic of our army will wipe out the critic! HAHAHA!"

[Rita Repulsa]

"That is simple. But then he is only a child. They are easily fooled. But if want to be watch over him, go ahead. Just remember the longer he's here the more dangerous he'll be if he betrays us. We can't have the Critic and his foolish followers learning about our plans too soon. It would ruin the surprise." said Rita.

She chuckled taking another sip of wine.

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"Personally I'd say get rid of the Critic and Chick, and the strongest members on their side. The weaker ones we can easily enslave once we defeated the others." said Dark Nella.

She turned to Ask That Guy.

"Rita's right. You want to be the boy's guardian. Go ahead. Just know if he turns on us he'll have to be dealt with." said Dark Nella.

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Dr. Smith smiled as Insano came to the room. At last a scientist like himself.

"Insano's right. It's only a matter of time before we wipe them all out. Although enslaving them would be just as fun. Then again we've got a whole world out there so a few less slaves wouldn't be too bad." said Dr. Smith.

He paused as a thought struck him.

"Well we could plant a bug or tracer on him. Perhaps on his hat or shoes. We can easily make it invisible or blend in. That way if he slips away we can know his every move." said Dr. Smith.

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"That's not a bad idea. Well we need some place to train in the meantime. Perhaps the woods. We can easily make the area invisible to prying eyes with our magic or one of their devices." said Rita.

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"A good idea. But for now how about we eat. I could kill for some breakfast right now." said Dark Nella.

[Ask Thatguy]

"Of course my dear wondeful allies! We'll kill the strong ones while eslaving the weak ones for whatever we desire! As for the boy do not worry if he is too much I'll kill him myself. We don't need spy bugs of any sort. I'll be on full watch. I can take the responsiblity my dear friends"" Ask Thatguy loved this! Everyone was being so enthusiastic on how to kill the critic. It was all too brilliant! He may get rap for being too enthusiastic but hey he could always show cruelty to prove his worth
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Dr. Facilier sneered at Insano. He always thought stupid science was the answer. It wasn't all about technology it was about only stradagy and planning. Nevertheless he replied in agreement to Dark Nella's comment of eating "Yeah, you got any food Ask Thatguy?"
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Dr. Insano sat next to his friend, Dr. Smith. He may have not been around him much but as long as he liked domination, was smart and liked science then he was fine. Looking to his allies he just smirked and took a glass of cold beer "I do agree, we cannot rule with an empty stomach"
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They were hungry? Oh. This changed things. He replied calmly to his allies "Do not worry. I will get us something to eat. Sit tightly" With that he went upstairs and constant animal screams and gunshots were heard

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

Hearing the noises Dark Nella chuckled. She wished she was the one having fun killing. But with time it would be done soon enough. She smirked as she wondered if there was anybody she could recruit from the Critic's and Chick's site. Well there was Diamanda Hagan. And she had her own army of expendable minions. The downside was she had a secret base. Well she'd here of the war eventually.

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"Gee does he have a whole farm up there?" asked Rita.

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"How strange. I didn't hear any animals when I arrived last night. He must have a soundproof room or something. Oh well. That's not important. At least we've got general plans. Train, and build more weapons and inventions." said Dr. Smith.

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Rita turned back to the boy, waving her wand as she silently cast a spell. Her freezing spell would soon wear off and she wanted to cover her tracks. She teleported Pinocchio into a chair and waited for it to wear off.

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Pinocchio rubbed his eyes as the spell wore off. He yawned as Rita's new spell took effect. He blushed slightly feeling embarrassed he'd fallen asleep.

"Sorry. I guess I'm more tired than I realized." said Pinocchio.

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"Quite alright dear boy. Don't stress yourself about it. We're about to have breakfast. Ask That Guy's preparing it for us." said Dr. Smith.

[Ask Thatguy]

Suddenly as if on cue, Ask Thatguy brought plenty of plates specifically for his allies. He gave them not horrible looking food but it's features did bring eyebrows to rise. Ask Thatguy didn't care though, they asked for food and they got it. If they asked where he got it well that was a different story
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Both Dr. Facilier and Insano picked at their food before taking a bite at it. While Facilier didn't know what to make of it, Insano quite rather enjoyed it as he ate more and more with each gulp. Dr. Facilier shrugged and ate it as politely as he could

[Rita Repulsa]

Rita looked at the food, and realized she probably had worse. She shrugged and began eating. It didn't look that bad and she was hungry. She had flashbacks to the council meeting between herself, Zedd, Master Vile, Divatox, Havoc, Dark Specter, Astronema, and the Machine Empire. That had some of the best food she'd ever had. She decided to look at this as a vacation. A break from attacking Power Rangers or ordering her minions around. She'd find a way back eventually. She was sure of it. She resumed eating taking the occasional drink from her glass.

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Pinocchio gulped as he stared at the food. It looked strange but at the same time he didn't want to appear rude. So he began eating. It didn't taste as bad as it looked though. That helped some. He took a swig of soda before he resumed eating.

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Dark Nella didn't hesitate before eating. She hadn't eaten in awhile and she knew she'd enjoy it. She began eating and smiled. It was pretty good. She wondered what this was but she hesitated to ask. Although seeing some of their reactions to her question might be funny. She chuckled and resumed eating.

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Dr. Smith didn't hesitate much either. Being part spider now there wasn't much food he didn't like. So he just ate it drinking from his cup occasionally.

[Ask Thatguy]

Ask Thatguy nodded, pleased that people didn't dare question what he brought. They really wouldn't want to know. If they did ask though, he DID have to at least be honest for once. They were his allies and they did deserve some truth
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Dr. Facilier and Insano just ate more. They were just as hungry as everyone else. They really didn't know or want to know what the hell they were eating. It'd probably be best that way

[Dark Nella/Nella Black]

As the meal was finished Rita set her food aside refilling her glass.

"So what can we do for fun around here?" asked Rita.

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Dr. Smith soon finished his as well and turned to Dr. Insano.

"Have you created any new gadgets besides the portal device recently?" asked Dr. Smith.

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Pinocchio finished his meal quickly. He grabbed another soda and took his seat once more. He heard Rita's question and nodded agreeing with her. But he remained silent waiting to hear any suggestions.

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Dark Nella finished her meal hearing conversations pop up again. She heard Rita's question and smirked. She thought of torturing people for fun but that might draw unwanted attention to them. Not that anyone could stop them but it would delay their plans a bit if they were discovered.

"I can think of a few good ideas but then we'd just end up in a battle with cops or the army." said DarK Nella chuckling.